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Max is the greatest!
« on: December 15, 2011, 07:36:13 PM »
Today I was working in New Haven, rated by the FBI as the fourth most dangerous city in the US, in a really bad part of town when towards the end of the day a group of teens came walking down the street.  They where checking out the van and the trailer which were parked in front of the house as they walked up,  one of them walked around on the street side the others stayed on the sidewalk walking slowly watching us.  Then they walked away quick when the guy on the street side walked around the front of the van, the guy helping me hear him say "No man there's a dog in there" as he looked at the van.  So Max earned his keep and I think he is going to work with me more often from now on :2thumbsup:

Here he is at work yesterday all he wants to do is sleep in the van all day.  He likes that much better than staying at home
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Re: Max is the greatest!
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2011, 07:46:36 PM »
 :thumbup: That is great Parts. He is a good looking dog.
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Re: Max is the greatest!
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2011, 07:49:24 PM »
 Max is magnificent, I love him!  Look at those EYES!  :heart:
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Re: Max is the greatest!
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2011, 07:50:28 PM »
He is the most passive dog I have ever had too but he has that look that scares people.  I even had someone who breeds German Shepard want to use him as a stud but he has been fixed
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Re: Max is the greatest!
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2011, 08:31:25 PM »
He's a good looking dog.
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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2011, 08:35:50 PM »
Dog>woman.  :orly:
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« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2011, 08:37:27 PM »
Quote from: Grease Monkey on December 15, 2011, 08:35:50 PM
Dog>woman.  :orly:

 But dogs don't have boobz!  :dunno:
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« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2011, 08:39:07 PM »
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Re: Max is the greatest!
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2011, 08:40:47 PM »
Quote from: Grease Monkey on December 15, 2011, 08:39:07 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 15, 2011, 08:37:27 PM
Quote from: Grease Monkey on December 15, 2011, 08:35:50 PM
Dog>woman.  :orly:

 But dogs don't have boobz!  :dunno:

Yes, they have 8 of them.  :2thumbsup:

 But they don't look like your porn stars' boobz ... do they?  :orly:
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Re: Max is the greatest!
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2011, 09:40:59 PM »
Quote from: parts on December 15, 2011, 07:50:28 PM
He is the most passive dog I have ever had too but he has that look that scares people.  I even had someone who breeds German Shepard want to use him as a stud but he has been fixed

I don't think he's scary.  He just looks like he wants a cuddle.
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Re: Max is the greatest!
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2011, 02:14:10 AM »
Quote from: Peter on December 15, 2011, 09:40:59 PM
Quote from: parts on December 15, 2011, 07:50:28 PM
He is the most passive dog I have ever had too but he has that look that scares people.  I even had someone who breeds German Shepard want to use him as a stud but he has been fixed

I don't think he's scary.  He just looks like he wants a cuddle.

     :agreed:   But it's funny how scared some people are by big dogs, even the sweet ones!
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Re: Max is the greatest!
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2011, 02:14:43 AM »
Quote from: Peter on December 15, 2011, 09:40:59 PM
Quote from: parts on December 15, 2011, 07:50:28 PM
He is the most passive dog I have ever had too but he has that look that scares people.  I even had someone who breeds German Shepard want to use him as a stud but he has been fixed

I don't think he's scary.  He just looks like he wants a cuddle.

True that,

Good those teens thought different.

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Re: Max is the greatest!
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2011, 05:40:26 AM »
I just want to give him a good kiss on his forehead and spoil him.
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Re: Max is the greatest!
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2011, 05:41:21 AM »
Looks like something has caught his attention, were you holding jerky for him or something? :toporly:
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Re: Max is the greatest!
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2011, 06:38:47 AM »
Max looks awesome, I remember when you first got him. :)
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