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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2011, 07:10:17 PM »
Ignore them Zippo. In fact, if the little shit doesn't travel to fight you, then you have only one option. You must travel there, and beat crap out of him.
Some things are bigger than the internet, and this is one of them. This is about honour. YOUR HONOUR.

Book a ticket, and arm yourself with the best weapon you can find. Don't tell him your coming, but find out his address.
Just turn up at his door, weapon in hand, and quietly say to him "I believe you want to bring it, Buddy." Then proceed to cave in his little skull with your weapon.

You will feel better, and you will be  :viking:
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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2011, 07:14:27 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on November 23, 2011, 07:10:17 PM
Ignore them Zippo. In fact, if the little shit doesn't travel to fight you, then you have only one option. You must travel there, and beat crap out of him.
Some things are bigger than the internet, and this is one of them. This is about honour. YOUR HONOUR.

Book a ticket, and arm yourself with the best weapon you can find. Don't tell him your coming, but find out his address.
Just turn up at his door, weapon in hand, and quietly say to him "I believe you want to bring it, Buddy." Then proceed to cave in his little skull with your weapon.

You will feel better, and you will be  :viking:

well if i run into him next time im in kamloops at my moms than maybe. i allways carry a knife on me which i guess is considered a weapon :P

but really. no its not going to happen. and im hoping that that was sarcasm butterflies.


Quote from: Schleed on November 23, 2011, 06:51:48 PM
That isn't the point. You challenged some person online for a fight and made a thread about, that to me alone is enough to hint that you'd actually do it.

Enough of the hardman image, you'll just make a fool of yourself and convince everyone you're a retard.

if you payed any attention to this thread you would know he challenged me. im assuming your just trolling and i to be honest made the thread about it because i found it amusing, and i usually make a thread about things i find amusing.

not trying to be a hard man. im pretty much as soft as they come. i just dont back down from fights. its my response to most everything...

IF i was trying to be a hard man i would tell you more about the fights with bigger, stronger. kids than myself rather than the scrawny little kid who goes to my sisters school which i will likely never even meet in real life.
please try to look at this logically schleed.
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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2011, 07:20:12 PM »
:LOL:

Yes, I was joking. Seriously, you dont want to get involved in anything like that. Theres no way it would turn out well.

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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2011, 07:21:36 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on November 23, 2011, 07:20:12 PM
:LOL:

Yes, I was joking. Seriously, you dont want to get involved in anything like that. Theres no way it would turn out well.

good. i had a aspie moment and got kind of worried thinking you were sereous for a second there. also its nice to finally see someone who takes this for what it is. a joke, a really fucked up joke.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2011, 07:26:43 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on November 23, 2011, 07:21:36 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on November 23, 2011, 07:20:12 PM
:LOL:

Yes, I was joking. Seriously, you dont want to get involved in anything like that. Theres no way it would turn out well.

good. i had a aspie moment and got kind of worried thinking you were sereous for a second there. also its nice to finally see someone who takes this for what it is. a joke, a really fucked up joke.

Don't worry about it. I've found this whole thing funny.
TBH, it can be quite good fun fighting people on the internet. Just have fun, and make sure you dont get yourself into trouble.
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