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middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« on: November 23, 2011, 02:03:32 AM »
OVER FACEBOOK OVER MY SISTERS WALL.

my sister lives at least 6 hours away if not 8. so i gave him directions and said "bring it buddy" even gave him a price estimate and my size and weight. and a method to contact me. my moms going to give me shit and delete the posts but hell hopefully see it first and call the police in just the right timing so that my sister can delete the posts before he gets screen grabs against me

its happened before and its fucking epic when it does.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2011, 02:05:08 AM »
Your mum is going to delete the posts? You are over 18 aren't you?
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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2011, 02:09:01 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on November 23, 2011, 02:05:08 AM
Your mum is going to delete the posts? You are over 18 aren't you?

his sisters wall.
his mother probably has control over his sisters fb.
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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2011, 02:18:18 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on November 23, 2011, 02:05:08 AM
Your mum is going to delete the posts? You are over 18 aren't you?

sisters wall, shes 14 and my mother would not approve. she also has acess to my sisters wall [both the owner of the wall and the poster can delete posts]


Quote from: ZEGH8578 on November 23, 2011, 02:09:01 AM
Quote from: renaeden on November 23, 2011, 02:05:08 AM
Your mum is going to delete the posts? You are over 18 aren't you?

his sisters wall.
his mother probably has control over his sisters fb.


precisely
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2011, 02:45:48 AM »
So why does he want to fight you?
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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2011, 03:23:39 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on November 23, 2011, 02:45:48 AM
So why does he want to fight you?

me and my cousin were making fun of my sister on facebook and he came to help her out as someone usually does


him: comment about beating a dead horse is pointless
my cousin: its not actually, its called tenderising and it makes the meat taste better apon consumption
him: no one eats horse dumbass
my cousin: <---- not according to that
him: i still wouldnt eat it
me: thats because your a p*ssy
him: wanna go?
me: directions from his town to the downtown center of my island, a price estimate on the travel via bus and my hight and weight for sizing up compaired to his middle school kid stature and the time it would take for him to travel here.

so your pretty well up to date now
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2011, 12:08:29 PM »
I think he sounds very noble to be sticking up for your sister.

I thought chivalry was dead too.   I think you should be the bigger man here and let him beat you up :zoinks:
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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2011, 12:16:55 PM »
:facepalm:
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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2011, 02:41:06 PM »
So, let me get this straight; You, an adult, gets challenged to a fight by some 14 year old boy over something you said to your sister, and you accept. Is that right?














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WHY, THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!

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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2011, 03:07:51 PM »
This has to be the most stupidest thing to do. Ever.

You never bring on a physical fight to someone online, especially if you made a dick of yourself.
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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2011, 04:35:32 PM »
Quote from: Serpent Throne on November 23, 2011, 02:41:06 PM
So, let me get this straight; You, an adult, gets challenged to a fight by some 14 year old boy over something you said to your sister, and you accept. Is that right?
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WHY, THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!

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yes i accept simply because i dont back down. kid should know better than to challenge someone bigger and stronger than him in a fight and if he ever did take a swing at me i would swing right the fuck back.

PLEASE NOTE: that i said if he ever took a swing at ME. there is no way in hell i would ever go looking for him
and i only gave him directions to the downtown center of my island as a method to help him realise how stupid, useless and idiotic the kid sounds. in reality if he did spend 2-250$ to get here so i can fight him he would be idiot enough to desirve fucking up.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2011, 04:43:44 PM »
Quote from: Schleed on November 23, 2011, 03:07:51 PM
This has to be the most stupidest thing to do. Ever.

You never bring on a physical fight to someone online, especially if you made a dick of yourself.

cant tell if your talking about me, him or both.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2011, 05:25:53 PM »
Both. If a 14-year-old is a fair match for you, that doesn't say anything flattering about you, and if he isn't and you accepted anyway, that doesn't say anything good either.
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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2011, 05:32:02 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 23, 2011, 05:25:53 PM
Both. If a 14-year-old is a fair match for you, that doesn't say anything flattering about you, and if he isn't and you accepted anyway, that doesn't say anything good either.

the kid is not even close to a fare match to me. and i accepted knowing very well it would not happen and if it did it would be the 14 year old paying and traveling for a day just to do it.

edit: also looked at his pics to get this info and he looks a bit older than 14. maybe 16.
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                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: middle school kid challenges me to a fight
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2011, 06:51:48 PM »
That isn't the point. You challenged some person online for a fight and made a thread about, that to me alone is enough to hint that you'd actually do it.

Enough of the hardman image, you'll just make a fool of yourself and convince everyone you're a retard.
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