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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2011, 10:43:49 AM »
OK, since you insist, I'll tell the joke.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine??








The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.  :LOL:
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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2011, 11:23:22 AM »
I test drove a BMW M3 convertable.

Felt great, but I was dead nervous because I hate driving in the city. Never got a chance to put the foot down and see how fast it goes.

I think I want it, but I'm  going to take a few days to make up my mind.

I am going to spend January dying in a massive fireball :green:

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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2011, 11:29:53 AM »
Quote from: Butterflies on November 23, 2011, 11:23:22 AM
I am going to spend January dying in a massive fireball :green:

Can you will me the spare change in your purse??  :zoinks:
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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2011, 11:40:49 AM »
Quote from: Grease Monkey on November 23, 2011, 11:29:53 AM
Quote from: Butterflies on November 23, 2011, 11:23:22 AM
I am going to spend January dying in a massive fireball :green:

Can you will me the spare change in your purse??  :zoinks:

Not after this :M
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The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.
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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2011, 11:43:09 AM »
Quote from: Grease Monkey on November 23, 2011, 10:43:49 AM
OK, since you insist, I'll tell the joke.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine??


The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.  :LOL:

 :lol:

That's a good one , definately telling that to my friend who curses the very existence of BMW drivers.  :laugh:

Quote from: Schleed on November 23, 2011, 10:13:06 AM
Have fun being a Big Massive Wanker! :G

Took me a few minutes but I see what you did there.  :orly:

Enjoy your new car butterflies  :thumbup:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2011, 03:09:28 PM »
Fuck, red yet.  :autism:

That would be perfect for my impending mid-life crisis.  ;)

Go for it. :thumbup:
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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2011, 03:44:32 PM »
I want one of these, an aston martin db9
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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2011, 03:57:29 PM »
Personally, I'm not into these high-hifalutin exotics. Right now, the sexiest car ever IMO is a red '92 Ford Mustang. Like this:

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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2011, 05:17:38 PM »
I have a bike  :zoinks:
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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2011, 07:12:05 PM »
I have free bus and train travel to anywhere in Ireland. Makes people really jelly.

*biggest fucking smug face ever*
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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2011, 07:15:39 PM »
I have two scrawny legs
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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2011, 07:23:10 PM »
i have no words





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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2011, 08:01:23 PM »
Quote from: Schleed on November 23, 2011, 07:12:05 PM
I have free bus and train travel to anywhere in Ireland. Makes people really jelly.

*biggest fucking smug face ever*

 Like this? ----->   :lolwat:


 Hell yes, I am jealous.  Fucking leprechaun.  :finger: :P
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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2011, 08:02:49 PM »
Quote from: Adam on November 23, 2011, 07:15:39 PM
I have two scrawny legs

 I have two American fattyfat legs, which could use more frequent workouts.  :zoinks:
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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #29 on: November 23, 2011, 08:04:16 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on November 23, 2011, 11:40:49 AM
Quote from: Grease Monkey on November 23, 2011, 11:29:53 AM
Quote from: Butterflies on November 23, 2011, 11:23:22 AM
I am going to spend January dying in a massive fireball :green:

Can you will me the spare change in your purse??  :zoinks:

Not after this :M
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The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.
:P

:razz:
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