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Should Sex Be A Privilege?
« on: November 21, 2011, 04:07:24 PM »
People are like assholes. Everyone has a vagina or a penis and we don't need to see it.

I think the same thing applies to most people. They are uneducated and easily manipulated.

I say that there should be a test that you have to pass in order to have sex.

You would have to demonstrate that you have an understanding of: How sex works, what the duties of each position are, who the participants are and where they stand on the position, and what the important issues are in that encounter.

Fail the test and you can't have sex.

Do I hear a second? 
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Re: Should Sex Be A Privilege?
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2011, 04:17:25 PM »
Er...

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Re: Should Sex Be A Privilege?
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2011, 04:22:32 PM »
^ QV is parodying one of Scraps threads.

Although if this was in practice I wonder how many less unwanted kids , abortions , etc etc there would be.  :laugh:
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Re: Should Sex Be A Privilege?
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2011, 04:23:38 PM »
Everyone has a vagina or a penis

or a bit of both

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Re: Should Sex Be A Privilege?
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2011, 04:32:36 PM »
People are like assholes. Everyone has a vagina or a penis and we don't need to see it.

I think the same thing applies to most people. They are uneducated and easily manipulated.

I say that there should be a test that you have to pass in order to have sex.

You would have to demonstrate that you have an understanding of: How sex works, what the duties of each position are, who the participants are and where they stand on the position, and what the important issues are in that encounter.

Fail the test and you can't have sex.

Do I hear a second?

YES!!! Vaginas need to be liscensed so that only good women, who will make good mothers will reproduce in a sensible manner.

What we have right now is the basis for the movie "Idiocracy".

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Re: Should Sex Be A Privilege?
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2011, 04:33:47 PM »
^ QV is parodying one of Scraps threads.

Although if this was in practice I wonder how many less unwanted kids , abortions , etc etc there would be.  :laugh:

I think it would be a good thing. Less unwanted kids, and fewer kids growing up to become criminals.  :police:

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Re: Should Sex Be A Privilege?
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2011, 04:56:18 PM »
Don't confuse procreation and sex.  This is about sex. 
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Re: Should Sex Be A Privilege?
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2011, 04:58:34 PM »
Don't confuse procreation and sex.  This is about sex.

But sex has no consequences (unless you get VD) whereas procreation does.

Your analogy fails.

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Re: Should Sex Be A Privilege?
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2011, 04:59:21 PM »
Don't confuse procreation and sex.  This is about sex.

Seconded!

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Re: Should Sex Be A Privilege?
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2011, 05:03:26 PM »
People are like assholes. Everyone has a vagina or a penis and we don't need to see it.

I think the same thing applies to most people. They are uneducated and easily manipulated.

I say that there should be a test that you have to pass in order to have sex.

You would have to demonstrate that you have an understanding of: How sex works, what the duties of each position are, who the participants are and where they stand on the position, and what the important issues are in that encounter.

Fail the test and you can't have sex.

Do I hear a second?

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Re: Should Sex Be A Privilege?
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2011, 05:05:59 PM »
Don't confuse procreation and sex.  This is about sex.

But sex has no consequences (unless you get VD) whereas procreation does.

Your analogy fails.

Yes sex has consequences beyond VD.  One consequence is satisfaction, or the lack thereof.
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Re: Should Sex Be A Privilege?
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2011, 05:08:44 PM »
Don't confuse procreation and sex.  This is about sex.

But sex has no consequences (unless you get VD) whereas procreation does.

Your analogy fails.

Yes sex has consequences beyond VD.  One consequence is satisfaction, or the lack thereof.

That's not a consequence though; it's a result.

This is why I don't argue.  I'm just not good at it.
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Re: Should Sex Be A Privilege?
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2011, 05:18:29 PM »
I deleted that answer because a consequence is apparently synonymous to a result.  I view them differently but deleted my reply anyway.

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Re: Should Sex Be A Privilege?
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2011, 05:22:25 PM »
no on the job experience?

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Re: Should Sex Be A Privilege?
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2011, 06:44:50 PM »
 I just avoid the whole nasty business altogether.  :M
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