Should Sex Be A Privilege?

[Parts]

As long as I am in the privileged class

[bodie]

Yes you have to test them out thoroughly...

...before you input the scores on your
shag-o-meter

[Queen Victoria]

I just avoid the whole nasty business altogether. 

But our nation was founded partly on the idea of no taxation without sex.  Our forefathers and foremothers fought for you to have the right to have sex.  Where is your patriotism?  If you don't exercise your right to have sex, you may lose it some day.

[Queen Victoria]

no on the job experience?

Well, we might let a course in sex education substitute for the test.

[Callaway]

People are like assholes. Everyone has a vagina or a penis and we don't need to see it.

I think the same thing applies to most people. They are uneducated and easily manipulated.

I say that there should be a test that you have to pass in order to have sex.

You would have to demonstrate that you have an understanding of: How sex works, what the duties of each position are, who the participants are and where they stand on the position, and what the important issues are in that encounter.

Fail the test and you can't have sex.

Do I hear a second?

Yes.

 :lol:

[Adam]

so what would count as sex?

[Scrapheap]

Don't confuse procreation and sex.  This is about sex.

But sex has no consequences (unless you get VD) whereas procreation does.

Your analogy fails.

Yes sex has consequences beyond VD.  One consequence is satisfaction, or the lack thereof.

Making kleenex babies with Rosie Palms can be fun, I might be wrong about this though, I'll have to do more research sometime.

[Queen Victoria]

so what would count as sex?

To paraphrase a Supreme Court Justice:  I may not be able to define it, but I'll know it when I see it.

(He was speaking in his ruling on pornography.)

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Don't confuse procreation and sex.  This is about sex.

But sex has no consequences (unless you get VD) whereas procreation does.

Your analogy fails.

Yes sex has consequences beyond VD.  One consequence is satisfaction, or the lack thereof.

Making kleenex babies with Rosie Palms can be fun, I might be wrong about this though, I'll have to do more research sometime.

My scientific research on this topic is finally done. Making kleenex babies with Rosie Palms is indeed fun but not as fun as making babies with Scarlett Johansson.   

[MLA]

Don't confuse procreation and sex.  This is about sex.

But sex has no consequences (unless you get VD) whereas procreation does.

Your analogy fails.

Yes sex has consequences beyond VD.  One consequence is satisfaction, or the lack thereof.

Making kleenex babies with Rosie Palms can be fun, I might be wrong about this though, I'll have to do more research sometime.

My scientific research on this topic is finally done. Making kleenex babies with Rosie Palms is indeed fun but not as fun as making babies with Scarlett Johansson.   

But the former is a sure thing, and the latter will never, ever, ever happen.  Reality has to be more fun, right?

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Don't confuse procreation and sex.  This is about sex.

But sex has no consequences (unless you get VD) whereas procreation does.

Your analogy fails.

Yes sex has consequences beyond VD.  One consequence is satisfaction, or the lack thereof.

Making kleenex babies with Rosie Palms can be fun, I might be wrong about this though, I'll have to do more research sometime.

My scientific research on this topic is finally done. Making kleenex babies with Rosie Palms is indeed fun but not as fun as making babies with Scarlett Johansson.   

But the former is a sure thing, and the latter will never, ever, ever happen.  Reality has to be more fun, right?

You'll notice that she gave birth in private.   

["couldbecousin"]

  Sex is a privilege, celibacy is a right. 

[Queen Victoria]

Evidently based on last night's viewing of Victoria, it is a royal privilege I enjoy.

[Lestat]

Surely it depends entirely on who its with? Amongst other things yes, but whether or not sex is a privilege depends an awful lot on the other participant(s) and what is being done and to who.

I've *shudder* ended up with a gf at one point who I quickly found out I'd probably chew my own arm off if she fell asleep on it to avoid waking her whilst I ran like hell. And quite a few really hot ones that turned out to be complete fucking psychos. For some unknown reason, I seem to have attracted more than what could possibly be my fair share of girls who were (and doubtless still are) bona-fide fruit-fucking-well-bins.


Think I WANT to have to do a 10-15 mile plus run without stopping to catch my breath whilst making a phonecall to the bloody ER and have somebody I care about dragged against their will out of their workplace in public? who then fucking pinches some bloody speed off me, tells me they are pregnant with my kid, after a suicide attempt, shows me an ultrasound scan and then fucks off never to be seen again. With a bunch of amphetamine sulfate paste? sorry fucker. But if that kid turns out to be a right bastard, you've earned it. Made your bed (or at least, she made lying up the stairs, on a sofa, a leather couch-chair and over the lounge table and on the carpet one night) she can lie in it/on it/over/around/up it.