It looks like an emergency.
That reminds me of some of my grade school teachers who used to make a big deal of it when kids had to go.
They would ask, "Is it an EMERGENCY?!" I hope they have more sense these days. Bladders matter!
I'm sure a lot of folks here wish they would have been brave enough to do this, but it
was an accident. I waited so long in line to confess my sins to the priest that I went in the confessional. I wonder if pissing in a church makes it Holy Piss?