A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: odeon on October 10, 2012, 10:01:14 AMThere's going to be a second job interview on Friday.Same job or another company?
There's going to be a second job interview on Friday.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 10, 2012, 10:36:34 AMQuote from: odeon on October 10, 2012, 10:01:14 AMThere's going to be a second job interview on Friday.Same job or another company?Another company, one that I found just the other day.
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Yesterday I crushed my Contracts midterm. Killed it. Made it my bitch. I bent it over that exam table and it won't shit right for a month
Quote from: One L on October 11, 2012, 09:36:39 AMYesterday I crushed my Contracts midterm. Killed it. Made it my bitch. I bent it over that exam table and it won't shit right for a month MY LEGS rules!
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 11, 2012, 11:48:45 AMQuote from: One L on October 11, 2012, 09:36:39 AMYesterday I crushed my Contracts midterm. Killed it. Made it my bitch. I bent it over that exam table and it won't shit right for a month MY LEGS rules! I had to look that up That's a mnemonic for the Statute of Frauds. That doesn't come up until the second half of the semester