Cooper: "Out of all the most common passwords in the world, you go with "12345" as the important one to unlock the Football?"
**awkward silence**
Cooper: "Sir how dull are you?"
OXMC: 私を荒らすのをやめろ!!
Cooper: "Sir... I'm not a Koi Fish in disguse, so stop with your paranoid phobia of those fish you overfed."
OXMC: 私はパイが好き!
Cooper: -_- "We all do sir..."
From the newsbox ^
I used Google Translate on the Japanese characters. Modern tech is pretty awesome.