Post something good that happened today, Parts Two

[sg1008]

  And don't forget the worst offender of all!    ;

I'm innocent.

  Save that for the jury. 

Are you going to bother with a jury?

I find it hard to believe that a jury of my peers would consider me an undesirable.

Your buddies the colon and the period?

[Semicolon]

  And don't forget the worst offender of all!    ;

I'm innocent.

  Save that for the jury. 

Are you going to bother with a jury?

I find it hard to believe that a jury of my peers would consider me an undesirable.

Your buddies the colon and the period?

My army of semicolons:

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[sg1008]

  And don't forget the worst offender of all!    ;

I'm innocent.

  Save that for the jury. 

Are you going to bother with a jury?

I find it hard to believe that a jury of my peers would consider me an undesirable.

Your buddies the colon and the period?

My army of semicolons:

; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;

You do realise you cannot select your own jury, right?

[Semicolon]

  And don't forget the worst offender of all!    ;

I'm innocent.

  Save that for the jury. 

Are you going to bother with a jury?

I find it hard to believe that a jury of my peers would consider me an undesirable.

Your buddies the colon and the period?

My army of semicolons:

; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;

You do realise you cannot select your own jury, right?

You're just trying to distract us from your own trolling.

[sg1008]

  And don't forget the worst offender of all!    ;

I'm innocent.

  Save that for the jury. 

Are you going to bother with a jury?

I find it hard to believe that a jury of my peers would consider me an undesirable.

Your buddies the colon and the period?

My army of semicolons:

; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;

You do realise you cannot select your own jury, right?

My only peers are other semicolons.

But....semicolons cannot exist independent of sentences and lists. Your peers will include every letter of the alphabet, punctuation marks, and numbers.

["couldbecousin"]

  And don't forget the worst offender of all!    ;

I'm innocent.

  Save that for the jury. 

Are you going to bother with a jury?

I find it hard to believe that a jury of my peers would consider me an undesirable.

        ;;;  ;;;
   ;;;  ;;;    "GUILTY, Your Honor!"   

[Semicolon]

  And don't forget the worst offender of all!    ;

I'm innocent.

  Save that for the jury. 

Are you going to bother with a jury?

I find it hard to believe that a jury of my peers would consider me an undesirable.

        ;;;  ;;;
   ;;;  ;;;    "GUILTY, Your Honor!"   

At least I'm not getting eaten for breakfast.

[Lestat]

Scrambled weeble brains on toast? hard-boiled weeble? just knock the top off of its head with a spoon after cooking, mix with a little salt and pepper, then sprinkle with a spoonful of caviar if one can find small tins at a fair price.

[Lestat]

I just found the tourniquet I was looking for everywhere earlier on today. Turns out I'd sat on it and the velcro strap had stuck to the seat of my pants.

Currently cooking a big fat juicy 26-double slice bacon sandwich. Two full packs of bacon, bar one slice so my old man doesn't twig to the fact I've just eaten almost all his bacon

Got a 5ml rig full of morphine ready to go after I finish cooking and eating my dead pig sandwich.

["couldbecousin"]

Scrambled weeble brains on toast? hard-boiled weeble? just knock the top off of its head with a spoon after cooking, mix with a little salt and pepper, then sprinkle with a spoonful of caviar if one can find small tins at a fair price.

      HEY!  Why are you threatening the Weebles?  I'm getting out of here!    

["couldbecousin"]

I just found the tourniquet I was looking for everywhere earlier on today. Turns out I'd sat on it and the velcro strap had stuck to the seat of my pants.

Currently cooking a big fat juicy 26-double slice bacon sandwich. Two full packs of bacon, bar one slice so my old man doesn't twig to the fact I've just eaten almost all his bacon

Got a 5ml rig full of morphine ready to go after I finish cooking and eating my dead pig sandwich.

        You sat on your tourniquet. 



   We will guard the remaining bacon.         No more sandwiches for Weeble-eaters!


 

[Lestat]

Trust me couldbe, when I say you do not want to spend time in the proximity of that bacon.

Out of two 24 packs, of which my old man got to use a couple of slices, there is one remaining rasher. I left that so he can't accuse me of scoffing all his bacon. Used the entire lot to make one huge quadruple-decker layered bacon and brown sauce/pepper sandwich, folded over in one slice of buttery bread.

I have no money to buy any food until monday at the very earliest, and I flat out refuse to go hungry. There are one or two people who I would give the remaining food to if they were to go without, but very few of them.

[Queen Victoria]

Tosses my bacon to Lestat.

[odeon]

You saved his bacon.

[sg1008]

  And don't forget the worst offender of all!    ;

I'm innocent.

  Save that for the jury. 

Are you going to bother with a jury?

I find it hard to believe that a jury of my peers would consider me an undesirable.

Your buddies the colon and the period?

My army of semicolons:

; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;

You do realise you cannot select your own jury, right?

You're just trying to distract us from your own trolling.

Semicolon, you are under arrest for changing your post and making false accusations. Let's see what your "jury" has to say about this one....


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