Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announce my return! I was riding up and down the kingdom saving fair maidens when some cruel bugger turned me into a frog. It took a while before I found a beautiful princess to kiss me on the lips (thanks bodaccea
), thus reverting the spell, turning me back into Prince Charming, and bringing me back to the wonderful kingdom of Intensity Squared.
Now I'm back, who wants to be charmed next?
Or maybe I'm just not interested full stop?
Hmm. This has never happened to me before, but OK. Tell me something though - what does it take to get you interested in a guy?