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My kid wants to be British.
« on: October 22, 2011, 06:01:21 PM »
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His current favorite shows:





Cracking Contraptions - The Turbo Diner
(Fuck banned external embedding.  This is Wallace and Gromit)

How do I stop him before he goes too far??!?!?!
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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2011, 06:03:35 PM »
you should check your sons room for hard drugs.

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2011, 06:04:52 PM »
Under his crib? ;)

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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2011, 06:10:03 PM »
Under his crib? ;)

Well they do say peer pressure effects kids younger these days.  :orly:

Oh god , I sound old.  :(
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2011, 07:50:18 PM »
Under his crib? ;)

rip open the stuffed animals! the drugs could be anywhere!

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2011, 11:02:50 AM »
Personally I think that's cool.  :thumbup:

It could always be worse.


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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2011, 11:03:48 AM »
Well, I always welcome new members to my realm.
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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2011, 11:28:21 AM »
Personally I think that's cool.  :thumbup:

It could always be worse.



My daughter went through a phase when she wanted to be a Muslim lady because we saw one who was veiled in a store.  My daughter blurted out in her best playground voice, "Mommy, what's wrong with her face?"  The lady was very kind and unveiled herself so my daughter could see that nothing was wrong with her face, and she said that she veiled her face only because she was a Muslim and it was a way to show respect for her husband.  Then my daughter tried to grab her veil so she couldn't put it back on again. 

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My daughter had a Juliet cap with an attached veil that she wore backward so the veil covered her face for a long time after that and she said, "When I grow up, I'm going to marry a Muslim man so I can be a Muslim too."


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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2011, 11:30:08 AM »
Personally I think that's cool.  :thumbup:

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There's been more than one morning when I wish I could have thrown a burka on in the morning because I just couldn't get things together.
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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2011, 04:00:55 PM »
It should be discouraged -  only reason being
you might need a translator.

My own kid wants to be like fireman sam
- and he is welsh!

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translators all round
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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2011, 04:04:49 PM »
I loved fireman sam when I was a kid ! :M

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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2011, 04:05:01 PM »
oh and shaun the sheep is awesome

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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2011, 04:09:58 PM »
I loved fireman sam when I was a kid ! :M

On his own,  fireman sam is cool,  it's norman-bloody-price that annoys me...
i hate to think the urchin is looking up to him,  don't mind sam :lol:
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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2011, 04:15:16 PM »
haha the little ginger kid? :green:

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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2011, 04:35:10 PM »
haha the little ginger kid? :green:

yes,  thats him,  the naughty one!  with the irritating mother! i like the bloke who does
the cooking in the firestation,  he is always singing.
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