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Re: Harden the fuck up!
« Reply #30 on: October 27, 2011, 07:34:39 AM »
Maybe we should ask him to join I2. :zoinks:

Maybe he is already here :tinfoil:

Maybe he left. :orly:

 Maybe he's ... SKELTH!  :orly:

God damn it , I'm 7 days too late.  :(

 That's what happens when you waste all your time online
 cybering with men who think you're a girl.  :P

I wouldn't call it a waste.  :zoinks:

 Do you have a house? a car? a girlfriend?  No?  Then clearly it is all a waste.  :zoinks:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: Harden the fuck up!
« Reply #31 on: October 27, 2011, 09:36:30 AM »
Maybe we should ask him to join I2. :zoinks:

Maybe he is already here :tinfoil:

Maybe he left. :orly:

 Maybe he's ... SKELTH!  :orly:

God damn it , I'm 7 days too late.  :(

 That's what happens when you waste all your time online
 cybering with men who think you're a girl.  :P

I wouldn't call it a waste.  :zoinks:

 Do you have a house? a car? a girlfriend?  No?  Then clearly it is all a waste.  :zoinks:

My parents go into shock whenever I talk about driving , a friend of mine even told me to warn her once I pass my test. :dunce:

And yes , clearly I am desperate for a girlfriend.  :autism:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Harden the fuck up!
« Reply #32 on: October 27, 2011, 09:50:56 AM »
Maybe we should ask him to join I2. :zoinks:

Maybe he is already here :tinfoil:

Maybe he left. :orly:

 Maybe he's ... SKELTH!  :orly:

God damn it , I'm 7 days too late.  :(

 That's what happens when you waste all your time online
 cybering with men who think you're a girl.  :P

I wouldn't call it a waste.  :zoinks:

 Do you have a house? a car? a girlfriend?  No?  Then clearly it is all a waste.  :zoinks:

My parents go into shock whenever I talk about driving , a friend of mine even told me to warn her once I pass my test. :dunce:

And yes , clearly I am desperate for a girlfriend.  :autism:

 My issue with driving is that I don't trust myself to process all the little cues and signals on the
 road with split-second accuracy as one apparently must when driving in traffic.


 And yes, your unabashed internet harassment of womyn is bound to get you in trouble
 with the feminist man-bashing brigade!  Repent and reform!  :police:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: Harden the fuck up!
« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2011, 09:57:06 AM »
Maybe we should ask him to join I2. :zoinks:

Maybe he is already here :tinfoil:

Maybe he left. :orly:

 Maybe he's ... SKELTH!  :orly:

God damn it , I'm 7 days too late.  :(

 That's what happens when you waste all your time online
 cybering with men who think you're a girl.  :P

I wouldn't call it a waste.  :zoinks:

 Do you have a house? a car? a girlfriend?  No?  Then clearly it is all a waste.  :zoinks:

My parents go into shock whenever I talk about driving , a friend of mine even told me to warn her once I pass my test. :dunce:

And yes , clearly I am desperate for a girlfriend.  :autism:

 My issue with driving is that I don't trust myself to process all the little cues and signals on the
 road with split-second accuracy as one apparently must when driving in traffic.


 And yes, your unabashed internet harassment of womyn is bound to get you in trouble
 with the feminist man-bashing brigade!  Repent and reform!  :police:

:rofl: , oh the irony in this thread is brilliant.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Harden the fuck up!
« Reply #34 on: October 27, 2011, 10:01:48 AM »
 I am, after all, an American female, my job is to bash men, BEWARE MY WRATH!   :angrydance:
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Re: Harden the fuck up!
« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2011, 10:04:44 AM »
I am, after all, an American female, my job is to bash men, BEWARE MY WRATH!   :angrydance:

Did your sugar daddy buy you any nice cars lately?  :orly:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Harden the fuck up!
« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2011, 10:06:11 AM »
I am, after all, an American female, my job is to bash men, BEWARE MY WRATH!   :angrydance:

Did your sugar daddy buy you any nice cars lately?  :orly:

 I'm not a prostitute, dammit!  I'm ENTITLED to that car!  Stop your sexist attacks!   :bigcry:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: Harden the fuck up!
« Reply #37 on: October 27, 2011, 10:09:50 AM »
I am, after all, an American female, my job is to bash men, BEWARE MY WRATH!   :angrydance:

Did your sugar daddy buy you any nice cars lately?  :orly:

 I'm not a prostitute, dammit!  I'm ENTITLED to that car!  Stop your sexist attacks!   :bigcry:

It's ok , apparently I'm emotionally stunted for what I do on omegele. :emosad:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Harden the fuck up!
« Reply #38 on: October 27, 2011, 10:11:53 AM »
I am, after all, an American female, my job is to bash men, BEWARE MY WRATH!   :angrydance:

Did your sugar daddy buy you any nice cars lately?  :orly:

 I'm not a prostitute, dammit!  I'm ENTITLED to that car!  Stop your sexist attacks!   :bigcry:

It's ok , apparently I'm emotionally stunted for what I do on omegele. :emosad:

 God help us, we're both disasters!  I pray there is hope for us.   :tard:  :autism:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
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Re: Harden the fuck up!
« Reply #39 on: October 27, 2011, 10:41:49 AM »
I am, after all, an American female, my job is to bash men, BEWARE MY WRATH!   :angrydance:

Did your sugar daddy buy you any nice cars lately?  :orly:

 I'm not a prostitute, dammit!  I'm ENTITLED to that car!  Stop your sexist attacks!   :bigcry:

It's ok , apparently I'm emotionally stunted for what I do on omegele. :emosad:

 God help us, we're both disasters!  I pray there is hope for us.   :tard:  :autism:

 :indeed:  :tard:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Harden the fuck up!
« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2011, 03:56:43 PM »
Harden the fuck up!

That's what I tell my cock when I see something sexy. :zoinks:

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Re: Harden the fuck up!
« Reply #41 on: October 27, 2011, 04:02:17 PM »
Harden the fuck up!

That's what I tell my cock when I see something sexy. :zoinks:

 You have to tell it?!  :eyebrow:
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Re: Harden the fuck up!
« Reply #42 on: October 27, 2011, 04:04:59 PM »
Harden the fuck up!

That's what I tell my cock when I see something sexy. :zoinks:


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Re: Harden the fuck up!
« Reply #43 on: October 27, 2011, 10:57:39 PM »
I am, after all, an American female, my job is to bash men, BEWARE MY WRATH!   :angrydance:

Did your sugar daddy buy you any nice cars lately?  :orly:

 I'm not a prostitute, dammit!  I'm ENTITLED to that car!  Stop your sexist attacks!   :bigcry:

It's ok , apparently I'm emotionally stunted for what I do on omegele. :emosad:

 God help us, we're both disasters!  I pray there is hope for us.   :tard:  :autism:
Too late for this but:
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