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Offline Zippo

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19??? already!? WTF!
« on: October 04, 2011, 08:14:54 PM »
just turned 19... dont feel any different, and whats with everyone asking me if i want a beer for my birthday? its disgusting. WTF
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2011, 08:15:18 PM »
Happy Birthday.
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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2011, 08:17:25 PM »
Happy birthday Zippo :)
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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2011, 08:20:48 PM »
thanks to you both.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2011, 08:33:07 PM »
Happy Birthday Zippo!!! Have a beer with your pervy uncle Scrappy! :glug:

What happened to Gluey? did you two ever make up or is she still being an arrogant bitch??

EDIT: I just noticed your postcount is at a perfect 420. :stoned:  :thumbup:
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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2011, 09:03:32 PM »
Quote from: Grease Monkey on October 04, 2011, 08:33:07 PM
Happy Birthday Zippo!!! Have a beer with your pervy uncle Scrappy! :glug:

What happened to Gluey? did you two ever make up or is she still being an arrogant bitch??

EDIT: I just noticed your postcount is at a perfect 420. :stoned:  :thumbup:

me and gluey havnt talked since the huge fight.... i went down to the place she hangs out after the fact to see if she wants to talk. she flipped me off to start and than i said if she wants to talk ill do it in another place [wasnt appropreate to have a huge fight in front of a bunch of special needs people] and she just told me someone needs "deal with my lazy ass".

supposedly after i told her "you say i need to man up, but you should really look at yourself before you speak" and left she started going ape-shit and was asked to either calm the fuck down or leave the building. my old foster dad was there and said "why are you bitching around us when hes the one you should be talking to" and she got all pissed off and freaked out again....


anyways now she just gets all coy and pussifyed when im around her. she goes silent and avoids eye contact or gets into a huge huff. trys [and fails] to be intimidating every time i see her.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2011, 09:04:51 PM »


Yeah, that roid rage is a bitch.
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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2011, 09:07:35 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 04, 2011, 09:04:51 PM


Yeah, that roid rage is a bitch.

i find it more amusing than anything else to be honest. glad i got that bitch out of my life anyways. her shit was getting old, fast.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2011, 10:20:21 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on October 04, 2011, 09:03:32 PM
Quote from: Grease Monkey on October 04, 2011, 08:33:07 PM
Happy Birthday Zippo!!! Have a beer with your pervy uncle Scrappy! :glug:

What happened to Gluey? did you two ever make up or is she still being an arrogant bitch??

EDIT: I just noticed your postcount is at a perfect 420. :stoned:  :thumbup:

me and gluey havnt talked since the huge fight.... i went down to the place she hangs out after the fact to see if she wants to talk. she flipped me off to start and than i said if she wants to talk ill do it in another place [wasnt appropreate to have a huge fight in front of a bunch of special needs people] and she just told me someone needs "deal with my lazy ass".

supposedly after i told her "you say i need to man up, but you should really look at yourself before you speak" and left she started going ape-shit and was asked to either calm the fuck down or leave the building. my old foster dad was there and said "why are you bitching around us when hes the one you should be talking to" and she got all pissed off and freaked out again....


anyways now she just gets all coy and pussifyed when im around her. she goes silent and avoids eye contact or gets into a huge huff. trys [and fails] to be intimidating every time i see her.

I think she just sat on her penis wrong.
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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2011, 12:19:57 AM »
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 04, 2011, 10:20:21 PM
Quote from: Zippo on October 04, 2011, 09:03:32 PM
Quote from: Grease Monkey on October 04, 2011, 08:33:07 PM
Happy Birthday Zippo!!! Have a beer with your pervy uncle Scrappy! :glug:

What happened to Gluey? did you two ever make up or is she still being an arrogant bitch??

EDIT: I just noticed your postcount is at a perfect 420. :stoned:  :thumbup:

me and gluey havnt talked since the huge fight.... i went down to the place she hangs out after the fact to see if she wants to talk. she flipped me off to start and than i said if she wants to talk ill do it in another place [wasnt appropreate to have a huge fight in front of a bunch of special needs people] and she just told me someone needs "deal with my lazy ass".

supposedly after i told her "you say i need to man up, but you should really look at yourself before you speak" and left she started going ape-shit and was asked to either calm the fuck down or leave the building. my old foster dad was there and said "why are you bitching around us when hes the one you should be talking to" and she got all pissed off and freaked out again....


anyways now she just gets all coy and pussifyed when im around her. she goes silent and avoids eye contact or gets into a huge huff. trys [and fails] to be intimidating every time i see her.

I think she just sat on her penis wrong.

guess her balls finaly busted after so many testosterone injections
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2011, 01:17:46 AM »
Happy bd Zippo.  :birthday:
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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2011, 01:20:22 AM »
Happy BD Zippo!!!

Couldn't find you a Zippo Cake I liked, so, went to find you an extra lighter.

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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2011, 01:22:23 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 05, 2011, 01:20:22 AM
Happy BD Zippo!!!

Couldn't find you a Zippo Cake I liked, so, went to find you an extra lighter.

LOVE IT!... and thats not just the sleeping meds which are currently failing at making me sleep talkin!

thanks a ton for the goof wishes +1
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2011, 01:22:40 AM »
Well, Happy Birthday.

I agree with you about the beer. There's no need for me to drink beer just to be in the "in". ::)
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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2011, 01:28:27 AM »
Quote from: Calavera on October 05, 2011, 01:22:40 AM
Well, Happy Birthday.

I agree with you about the beer. There's no need for me to drink beer just to be in the "in". ::)

well all the people who asked me know i think it tastes gross... its just weird how they ask me anyways
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!
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