Cockroaches and cold sores.

[Phallacy]

How do you keep cockroaches the fuck away from your stuff? (I live in an apartment)

How do you make these annoying cold sores in my mouth go away? (Does it have anything to do with my dental hygiene?)

[Frolic_Fun]

1. Fucking clean up after yourself.
2. Brush your teeth you lazy cunt.

["couldbecousin"]

 1.) Report the roaches to the landlord or building superintendent, so s/he can fumigate the building.


 2.) Are these the sores you are talking about? 

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canker_sores

['andersom']

How do you keep cockroaches the fuck away from your stuff? (I live in an apartment)

How do you make these annoying cold sores in my mouth go away? (Does it have anything to do with my dental hygiene?)

Cockroaches, if your apartment is clean, but that of your neighbours isn't, you may have to inform your landlord, or pest control or something like that. 

Cold sores? Often a sign or your general health not being 100%.
Some over the counter anti-viral ointments may help.
Eating better, and, according to some, taking L-Lysine supplements can help you prevent having cold sores.

[midlifeaspie]

1)  Stop letting homeless dudes sleep in your living room

2)  Stop blowing homeless dudes

[Phallacy]

Why, how helpful of you... Schleed!

1. I don't bathe in mud.

2. I brush my teeth everyday.

['andersom']

Stop blowing homeless dudes

That helps to prevent cock roaches?

[Phallacy]

1)  Stop letting homeless dudes sleep in your living room

2)  Stop blowing homeless dudes

1. Stop paying random homeless dudes to type up your posts.

2. Stop paying random homeless dudes to blow your "post".

 

['Butterflies']

I used to get horrid cold sores on my ears

Thankfully I don't think I've ever seen a cockroach.

[midlifeaspie]

Stop blowing homeless dudes

That helps to prevent cock roaches?

Probably, as they might no longer have a reason to hang around messing things up in his house, but that particular piece of advice was aimed at the cold sores.

[Phallacy]

I used to get horrid cold sores on my ears

Thankfully I don't think I've ever seen a cockroach.

I get the Nazi Cockroaches:

[skyblue1]

smoke the roaches, will take care of the cold sores

[midlifeaspie]

smoke the roaches, will take care of the cold sores

At least you won't really care about them nearly as much.

[Scrapheap]

I used to live in an apartment complex in Phoenix, and cockroaches were a constant problem.

You have to keep absolutely ALL food in your house sealed at all times.

Call the apartment manager and have them fumigate your apartment.

This will only drive out the cockroaches temporarily, they will go to neighboring apartments.

As soon as those neighboring apartments get fumigated, the cockroaches will go looking for a new home.

I'f you forgot to keep all your food sealed, the cockroaches will return to your place.

It's a constant battle, and in the long term, the roaches win.

['Butterflies']

They are gross. For some reason I've never come across them, even when working on old houses.