A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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She is barely posting.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
CouldbecousinCouldbecousinCouldbecousin * burning incense, and chanting *
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Alas, I miss the soothing wobbling of the Weeble a lot.
OTI gave to Goodwill two old receivers, an old turntable, three sets of old speakers and an ugly old stereo component cabinet.I have begun to set aside a stack of DVDs that I plan to donate as well, but I do not want to be slight with this effort. I only have about eighty. I want to get to over one hundred before I trouble them with my stash of old DVD trash.
Here I am! About to watch House reruns and get rid of some more stuff!
Quote from: DirtDawg on April 08, 2014, 12:14:40 AMOTI gave to Goodwill two old receivers, an old turntable, three sets of old speakers and an ugly old stereo component cabinet.I have begun to set aside a stack of DVDs that I plan to donate as well, but I do not want to be slight with this effort. I only have about eighty. I want to get to over one hundred before I trouble them with my stash of old DVD trash. I think 80 DVDs would make a sufficiently impressive offering! I barely own a dozen myself!
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 10, 2014, 05:37:26 PM Here I am! About to watch House reruns and get rid of some more stuff!You haven't been around lately. Quote from: couldbecousin on April 10, 2014, 05:38:32 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on April 08, 2014, 12:14:40 AMOTI gave to Goodwill two old receivers, an old turntable, three sets of old speakers and an ugly old stereo component cabinet.I have begun to set aside a stack of DVDs that I plan to donate as well, but I do not want to be slight with this effort. I only have about eighty. I want to get to over one hundred before I trouble them with my stash of old DVD trash. I think 80 DVDs would make a sufficiently impressive offering! I barely own a dozen myself! Are you including your Betamax collection?
Quote from: Semicolon on April 10, 2014, 06:33:32 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 10, 2014, 05:37:26 PM Here I am! About to watch House reruns and get rid of some more stuff!You haven't been around lately. Quote from: couldbecousin on April 10, 2014, 05:38:32 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on April 08, 2014, 12:14:40 AMOTI gave to Goodwill two old receivers, an old turntable, three sets of old speakers and an ugly old stereo component cabinet.I have begun to set aside a stack of DVDs that I plan to donate as well, but I do not want to be slight with this effort. I only have about eighty. I want to get to over one hundred before I trouble them with my stash of old DVD trash. I think 80 DVDs would make a sufficiently impressive offering! I barely own a dozen myself! Are you including your Betamax collection? I don't HAVE any Betamax, or any VHS for that matter.