I'm a hardcore Christian - Let's play.

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

I didn't mention anything about being omnipotent.

Even if you were you could take Viagra and cocaine. 

Who says I need such things for help? I can remotely impregnate women and convince everyone it's a virgin birth. It's an excellent party trick to avoid child support while still having one night stands.

[P7PSP]

I thought the bible said that after the war, and jesus returns to rule earth again, that the dead will be resurrected ? Damn Jehovah Witnesses screwing up the story :S They say only a few hundred thousand people actually go to heaven and there is no hell.

The dead will be resurrected for sure. But for the final decisive judgement. Not for a second chance.

Jehovah's "Witnesses" are a bunch of heretics. They think they're witnesses of Jehovah when the true witnesses of Jehovah believe that Jesus himself is Jehovah.

Don't listen to what they say. Only believe what God himself says in the Bible.

Please direct me to the chapter(s) and verse(s) where Holy Trinity is mentioned in the Bible Monsignor. 

[Calavera]

Do you believe dinosaurs existed? If so, how are dinosaurs reconciled with creation in genesis and with the age of the earth?

Yes, I believe they existed. They were created with the other animals on the sixth day of creation.

I don't see any issues here. God's Word is absolutely true.

[P7PSP]

This shit is absolutely no better when Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron do it.  

It is because I like discussing stuff with MACV. 

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

Do you believe dinosaurs existed? If so, how are dinosaurs reconciled with creation in genesis and with the age of the earth?

Yes, I believe they existed. They were created with the other animals on the sixth day of creation.

I don't see any issues here. God's Word is absolutely true.

Why yes it is, in all its' contradictory glory.

[Osensitive1]

Do you believe dinosaurs existed? If so, how are dinosaurs reconciled with creation in genesis and with the age of the earth?

Yes, I believe they existed. They were created with the other animals on the sixth day of creation.

I don't see any issues here. God's Word is absolutely true.

The dinosaurs were created the same day as man?

[P7PSP]

Do you believe dinosaurs existed? If so, how are dinosaurs reconciled with creation in genesis and with the age of the earth?

Yes, I believe they existed. They were created with the other animals on the sixth day of creation.

I don't see any issues here. God's Word is absolutely true.

The dinosaurs were created the same day as man?

5th day Gen. 1:20-23

[Osensitive1]

Check you bible PPK.

[Calavera]

I didn't mention anything about being omnipotent. Is that the best you can do?

You claimed to be "god", no? Or do you have your own special definition for that term?

Besides considering the varying definitions of god, there is no such definition that suggests god must be omnipotent in a sense of awareness. Those are purely for certain religions.

You must have a very good sense of humor if you actually believe God can be overcome by any object or person He created.

Think of it this way, if a book has all the knowledge of the universe in it and it existence is required for reality to exist, it's an omnipotent god then isn't it? Because it hold the potential to shape reality in any way it sees fit, yet it has no mind to do so itself. Then there's a being that has no mental capacity to be sentient or intelligent, yet it governs the nature of reality at all times, is that not god? Even though it is the sole creator and shaper of reality?

I've never seen any object (let alone a book) create and shape reality in the way you're describing. Have you?

Heh, Christianity harbours such primitive concepts on how god somehow suffers the affliction of the human condition. You fail to comprehend even remotely that should a god exist, it would have motivations, emotions and behaviours completely alien to us. Faith would mean nothing as we would be nothing more than molecular machines to it's eyes.

Ok, "god". Have you figured out what my family name is? Or do you still need more time?

If you can't even know what my family name is (a very simple request for a "god" like you to do), then why should I trust what you speculate here?

I mean why rely on faith, unless of course, god is a mere abstraction that depends on the existence of faith in him. Should such faith be lost, god would then be destroyed. This would then mean god is destructible, hence not really a true god.

What kind of reasoning is this? If you have faith in someone (not God), does this mean his existence depends on your faith in him?

I mock the word god because it either suffers the issues of paradoxes or redundancy when you spend time thinking about it.

Ok, keep mocking that word. I won't stop you. I promise.

[eris]

I thought the bible said that after the war, and jesus returns to rule earth again, that the dead will be resurrected ? Damn Jehovah Witnesses screwing up the story :S They say only a few hundred thousand people actually go to heaven and there is no hell.

The dead will be resurrected for sure. But for the final decisive judgement. Not for a second chance.

Jehovah's "Witnesses" are a bunch of heretics. They think they're witnesses of Jehovah when the true witnesses of Jehovah believe that Jesus himself is Jehovah.

Don't listen to what they say. Only believe what God himself says in the Bible.

Yes I always thought that, strictly speaking, they are very heretical. But the question still stands.

If we are eventually resurrected back to earth when jesus is king of earth, we get a "Second chance" at life why should we strive perfection now ?. If we are going to be resurrected then why do we need the blood of jesus to enter into heaven ? And I did see scripture before, dont know anything about it. I read that only a few hundred thousand people actually get into heaven and everyone else goes to paradise earth after the resurrection. So, if this is true,

why do our actions on earth matter ?

[P7PSP]

Check you bible PPK.

I just did. So those animals, including dinosaurs, of the water and sky were made on the 5th day. Those of the land on the 6th day.

[Calavera]

Damn right. I'll elbow my way into the line. I'll be in the middle, and therefore, be in the middle. 

Hope so.

[Osensitive1]

Check you bible PPK.

I just did. So those animals, including dinosaurs, of the water and sky were made on the 5th day. Those of the land on the 6th day.

Okay, see where you are going; thought you were talking about man.

[Calavera]

Please direct me to the chapter(s) and verse(s) where Holy Trinity is mentioned in the Bible Monsignor. 

Gladly.

Matthew 28:19
Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.

[Scrapheap]

This shit is absolutely no better when Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron do it.  

Come on, scrap. Give him one. Have already got my second one in queue. It's a really good one. Will wait though; someone else might think of it too since it's already been slightly mentioned.

OK, I'll give it a try and pray for lulz to ensue.

Here's my question:

What the fuck is Genisis 6:2 supposed to mean when it says "The sons of God looked down upon the daughters of men and saw that they were hot assed beotches and hoes and they said 'Mmm I wants to get me a piece of dat fine monkey ass' and they married those beotches 'n shit." ??

And on chapter 4, it says:"Yo! There was some giant assed NBA playin muthafuckahs bach then, when the sons of god came unto the daughters of men and they doggie fucked the shit outa dem hoes and bore them many children. Those were the mighty men who were of old, men of renown".