I'm a hardcore Christian - Let's play.

[Calavera]

Fool is your family name. So is the family name of everyone who follows a religion.

Psalm 14:1
The fool says in his heart,
   “There is no God.”
They are corrupt, their deeds are vile;
   there is no one who does good.

[Phallacy]

Fool is your family name. So is the family name of everyone who follows a religion.

Facepalm 13:1
The fool says in his heart,
   “There is a God.”
They are corrupt, their deeds are vile;
   there is no one who does good.

Fixed.

[P7PSP]

Do you think God would have also done a to you and Butterflies for stealing?

Just to Butterflies because I am a good person. 

[Calavera]

If everyone has the ability to return to paradise earth for as second chance, why should we care about our actions in this life ?

Who told you that we have a second chance?

Hebrews 9:27
Just as people are destined to die once, and after that to face judgment,

[Phallacy]

Didn't I mention that religion sucks ass?

[eris]

If everyone has the ability to return to paradise earth for as second chance, why should we care about our actions in this life ?

Who told you that we have a second chance?

Hebrews 9:27
Just as people are destined to die once, and after that to face judgment,

I thought the bible said that after the war, and jesus returns to rule earth again, that the dead will be resurrected ? Damn Jehovah Witnesses screwing up the story :S They say only a few hundred thousand people actually go to heaven and there is no hell.

[Osensitive1]

What's your position on the dinosaur?

I don't get the question exactly. Could you please rephrase your question? Or elaborate?

Do you believe dinosaurs existed? If so, how are dinosaurs reconciled with creation in genesis and with the age of the earth?

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

I am god in my own frame of reference. We're our own gods. Yep, I'm Lucifer (that guy in hell, not the former user here obviously lol), so sue me.

So you are the omnipotent God ...

What's my family name?

I didn't mention anything about being omnipotent. Is that the best you can do?

Besides considering the varying definitions of god, there is no such definition that suggests god must be omnipotent in a sense of awareness. Those are purely for certain religions.

Think of it this way, if a book has all the knowledge of the universe in it and it existence is required for reality to exist, it's an omnipotent god then isn't it? Because it hold the potential to shape reality in any way it sees fit, yet it has no mind to do so itself. Then there's a being that has no mental capacity to be sentient or intelligent, yet it governs the nature of reality at all times, is that not god? Even though it is the sole creator and shaper of reality?

Heh, Christianity harbours such primitive concepts on how god somehow suffers the affliction of the human condition. You fail to comprehend even remotely that should a god exist, it would have motivations, emotions and behaviours completely alien to us. Faith would mean nothing as we would be nothing more than molecular machines to it's eyes.

I mean why rely on faith, unless of course, god is a mere abstraction that depends on the existence of faith in him. Should such faith be lost, god would then be destroyed. This would then mean god is destructible, hence not really a true god.

I mock the word god because it either suffers the issues of paradoxes or redundancy when you spend time thinking about it.

[Calavera]

Fool is your family name. So is the family name of everyone who follows a religion.

Facepalm 13:1
The fool says in his heart,
   “There is a God.”
They are corrupt, their deeds are vile;
   there is no one who does good.

Fixed.

What can I say?

Even Satan quotes the Scriptures but to his own detriment.

[Calavera]

Do you think God would have also done a to you and Butterflies for stealing?

Just to Butterflies because I am a good person. 

In the Kingdom of God, the first shall be last, and the last shall be first.

And that's assuming that the first shall enter the Kingdom of God ...

[Calavera]

Didn't I mention that religion sucks ass?

Did I mention that you're still active in this thread despite what you said earlier about this thread?

Can't resist God's Word, can you?

[Scrapheap]

This shit is absolutely no better when Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron do it.  

[P7PSP]

I didn't mention anything about being omnipotent.

Even if you were you could take Viagra and cocaine. 

Do you think God would have also done a to you and Butterflies for stealing?

Just to Butterflies because I am a good person. 

In the Kingdom of God, the first shall be last, and the last shall be first.

And that's assuming that the first shall enter the Kingdom of God ...

Damn right. I'll elbow my way into the line. I'll be in the middle, and therefore, be in the middle. 

[Calavera]

I thought the bible said that after the war, and jesus returns to rule earth again, that the dead will be resurrected ? Damn Jehovah Witnesses screwing up the story :S They say only a few hundred thousand people actually go to heaven and there is no hell.

The dead will be resurrected for sure. But for the final decisive judgement. Not for a second chance.

Jehovah's "Witnesses" are a bunch of heretics. They think they're witnesses of Jehovah when the true witnesses of Jehovah believe that Jesus himself is Jehovah.

Don't listen to what they say. Only believe what God himself says in the Bible.

[Osensitive1]

This shit is absolutely no better when Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron do it.  

Come on, scrap. Give him one. Have already got my second one in queue. It's a really good one. Will wait though; someone else might think of it too since it's already been slightly mentioned.