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Offline ZEGH8578

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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2011, 10:15:35 AM »
no, no, no
like its been pointed out before, chances are good for a terrible backfire to the naked suggestion.
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2011, 10:16:51 AM »
 I guess you'll just have to try to find out what annoys him, then do that thing every time he visits.  :dunno:
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2011, 11:18:19 AM »
Open the door naked and holding a kitchen knife.
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2011, 11:29:03 AM »
Quote from: Binty on September 22, 2011, 11:18:19 AM
Open the door naked and holding a kitchen knife.

Over 20 years ago we rented an apartment.  One evening I heard a rattling of the door knob and someone banging on the door.  I left the kitchen with a butcher's knife in my hand (I was probably cutting up some chicken) and answered the door.  The poor guy took a look at me and the knife and said something along the lines of sorry, wrong apartment.  A few minutes later my downstairs neighbor came up laughing and apologized for his friend who was trying to play a trick on him.  Gee, I guess a 4 foot 11 person can be intimidating.
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2011, 10:25:08 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on September 22, 2011, 11:29:03 AM
Quote from: Binty on September 22, 2011, 11:18:19 AM
Open the door naked and holding a kitchen knife.

Over 20 years ago we rented an apartment.  One evening I heard a rattling of the door knob and someone banging on the door.  I left the kitchen with a butcher's knife in my hand (I was probably cutting up some chicken) and answered the door.  The poor guy took a look at me and the knife and said something along the lines of sorry, wrong apartment.  A few minutes later my downstairs neighbor came up laughing and apologized for his friend who was trying to play a trick on him.  Gee, I guess a 4 foot 11 person can be intimidating especially when she answers the door holding a bloody butcher knife.

Fixed.

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