A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: hykeaswell on January 28, 2015, 02:49:56 PMEvery morning, when I awake, I find TLW curled up against me, under my bed covers.You think you need the last word to warm you this snowy winter. An electric blanket will warm you, as well.
Every morning, when I awake, I find TLW curled up against me, under my bed covers.
Quote from: Semicolon on January 29, 2015, 09:24:39 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 28, 2015, 02:49:56 PMEvery morning, when I awake, I find TLW curled up against me, under my bed covers.You think you need the last word to warm you this snowy winter. An electric blanket will warm you, as well.Things are ruddy freezing beyond the wall. I have a few electric blankets I could probably lend you.
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I don't have it, I just happen to find it in my bed, every morning.Where it is the other times of the day, I have no idea.
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 29, 2015, 03:34:22 PMI don't have it, I just happen to find it in my bed, every morning.Where it is the other times of the day, I have no idea.Perhaps you should sleep in and share the last word with the rest of us.
