A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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She needs a medical clearance form to go BOWLING? what in the name of the mother of purple furry flying fuck? I should have thought it would be well known by now, that she is not badly afflicted by bowling She's as brilliant at it as she is a cutie, sorry, but I find the idea of her needing a medical certificate to go bowling for an hour so ridiculously insane as to be near comedic. That'd be like ebay demanding I fax them my medical history (or at least, a forged set of more or less blank medical history given the bits falling off, etc.) before they let me buy a few liters of fuming sulfuric acid, no...before I could buy a rubber stopper for a flask and a couple of pipettes! Or someone demanding formal certification before I'm allowed to step foot in a lab...when the lab in question is my OWN!
Took a nice walk and found an animal tail by the roadside. Intact and looked like it had been "snipped" off. It resembles a chipmunk tail, but is much larger. About 7-8 inches or so. I brought it home and put it on the back porch for future identification.