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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5040 on: May 21, 2014, 03:54:14 PM »
Helped the old man deal with the photo machine at walmart so that he could make prints of the photos from this weekends Coor's light girl's visit at his bar. :LOL:

Did :laundry:.

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5041 on: May 21, 2014, 04:08:20 PM »
Pissed all over a delicate flower?

Was it growing in a meadow?
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5042 on: May 21, 2014, 05:05:40 PM »
Grocery and thrift store shopped.  Cleaned up vomit.  Screw Mr. Rogers, it is NOT a lovely day in the neighborhood.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5043 on: May 21, 2014, 05:48:10 PM »
A whole lot of poop from the old man today.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5044 on: May 22, 2014, 03:58:36 AM »
Woke up, had a piss, had a cold drink and most of an entire roast chicken, cold from the fridge the way I like it. Scrounged a fag off my old man.

Just looking for my tourniquet right at this moment, so I can poke a hole in myself and stick the 80mg of morphine sulfate I have prepared in there.

Can't beat a nice big juicy shot of H or (dipropionyl)morphine on waking up to go with breakfast :D
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5045 on: May 22, 2014, 04:13:33 AM »
Bugger, I can't find either of my 3 tourniquets. Oh well, managed to find a good vein site without using one. Sometimes its a nuisance when no vein wants to show its face, which is at its most likely when I'm cold, and everything wants to retreat down deeper, but right now its pretty damn warm here (too much so for me in fact), and I hit up without difficulty.

MMmmmmmmmhhhh...Aaaahhhh. That is some good stuff. Just what the doctor ordered (well, he ordered it for oral use, and lol, since I first got the morphine script I can only ever recall taking it that way for a single dose, MAYBE two; as morph is just so damn well much more efficient and more rewarding IV than per os, or rectally; and he would be PISSED if he knew I shot the stuff :P )

Going to add another couple of 10mg pills into the shot left from what was first cooked up, to top it up before finishing it all off methinks, just to give the leftovers unextracted by the first rig full of water that bit of extra kick :)

Makes a lovely way to start any day, just after waking up, to energize and put a spring in one's step.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5046 on: May 22, 2014, 03:05:37 PM »
Woke up, had a piss, had a cold drink and most of an entire roast chicken, cold from the fridge the way I like it. Scrounged a fag off my old man.

  Did you cover the chicken with hot sauce?   :devour:   I prefer chicken warm and greasy!
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5047 on: May 22, 2014, 03:07:22 PM »
Woke up, had a piss, had a cold drink and most of an entire roast chicken, cold from the fridge the way I like it. Scrounged a fag off my old man.

  Did you cover the chicken with hot sauce?   :devour:   I prefer chicken warm and greasy!

You should tell sg1008 that. :chicken: Isn't he looking for a mature lady? :eyelash: I'm sure he could arrange to be warm and greasy for you. :zoinks:
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5048 on: May 22, 2014, 03:24:01 PM »
Woke up, had a piss, had a cold drink and most of an entire roast chicken, cold from the fridge the way I like it. Scrounged a fag off my old man.

  Did you cover the chicken with hot sauce?   :devour:   I prefer chicken warm and greasy!

You should tell sg1008 that. :chicken: Isn't he looking for a mature lady? :eyelash: I'm sure he could arrange to be warm and greasy for you. :zoinks:

    Chef Bruce has just about had it with you and your dirty mind!   :fatchef:
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5049 on: May 22, 2014, 03:37:41 PM »
Woke up, had a piss, had a cold drink and most of an entire roast chicken, cold from the fridge the way I like it. Scrounged a fag off my old man.

  Did you cover the chicken with hot sauce?   :devour:   I prefer chicken warm and greasy!

You should tell sg1008 that. :chicken: Isn't he looking for a mature lady? :eyelash: I'm sure he could arrange to be warm and greasy for you. :zoinks:

    Chef Bruce has just about had it with you and your dirty mind!   :fatchef:

 :GA:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5050 on: May 22, 2014, 03:44:32 PM »
Woke up, had a piss, had a cold drink and most of an entire roast chicken, cold from the fridge the way I like it. Scrounged a fag off my old man.

  Did you cover the chicken with hot sauce?   :devour:   I prefer chicken warm and greasy!

You should tell sg1008 that. :chicken: Isn't he looking for a mature lady? :eyelash: I'm sure he could arrange to be warm and greasy for you. :zoinks:

    Chef Bruce has just about had it with you and your dirty mind!   :fatchef:

 :GA:

  Chef Bruce isn't mad at you, he is mad at the punctuation mark.  See?  :green:


   ;    :fatchef:
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5051 on: May 22, 2014, 04:01:22 PM »
Woke up, had a piss, had a cold drink and most of an entire roast chicken, cold from the fridge the way I like it. Scrounged a fag off my old man.

  Did you cover the chicken with hot sauce?   :devour:   I prefer chicken warm and greasy!

You should tell sg1008 that. :chicken: Isn't he looking for a mature lady? :eyelash: I'm sure he could arrange to be warm and greasy for you. :zoinks:

    Chef Bruce has just about had it with you and your dirty mind!   :fatchef:

 :GA:

  Chef Bruce isn't mad at you, he is mad at the punctuation mark.  See?  :green:


   ;    :fatchef:

Chef Bruce is looking to make some fried chicken.

:chicken:          :fatchef:
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5052 on: May 22, 2014, 04:03:18 PM »
  Chef Bruce wants a certain little trolling punctuation mark the hell out of his kitchen!    :fatchef: GTFO!
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5053 on: May 22, 2014, 04:22:59 PM »
  Chef Bruce wants a certain little trolling punctuation mark the hell out of his kitchen!    :fatchef: GTFO!

I'm not in his kitchen. :M Unlike you and sg1008, I'm not on the menu. :zoinks:

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5054 on: May 22, 2014, 06:35:30 PM »
    That's 'cause nobody wants you.  :hahaha:
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