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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5265 on: August 25, 2014, 08:07:47 PM »
Took Ceilidh to therapy and back home again, then went to uni to hand in an assignment.

Why was I under the impression that you two had gone your seperate ways??
We split for a couple of years from 2010 and I lived with my parents. Then they decided to move a few hours away down south and though I looked for a place to move into, I couldn't find anything so the next best thing was to move back in with Ceilidh. As a friend though. Then we got housing through a housing association (I had been waiting since early 2005) and so we both moved into the new place. That was last year and we have been here ever since.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5266 on: August 26, 2014, 06:40:35 AM »
Saw a bunch of family in the morning for coffee. Did shopping, housekeeping and a nap in the afternoon. Cooked a meal and dyed the hair of my recently blonde kid green.

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Is it a fashion choice or part of a Joker costume? :orly:
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5267 on: August 26, 2014, 06:51:27 AM »
Saw a bunch of family in the morning for coffee. Did shopping, housekeeping and a nap in the afternoon. Cooked a meal and dyed the hair of my recently blonde kid green.

:spaz:

Is it a fashion choice or part of a Joker costume? :orly:

What is this fashion you are talking about?

It is just fun, and will go well with her outfits.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5268 on: August 26, 2014, 11:48:44 AM »
Just brought back a massive bumper harvest of mushrooms.

Tea tonight consists of fried ceps (Boletus edullis, porcini), fried slippery jack (Suillus luteus)

Blushers (Amanita rubescens), and a great big platefull of sulfur polypore, aka chicken of the woods, Laetiporus sulfureus, flash-fried in a batter made of eggy breadcrumbs and fried up in butter.

Yum yum, tis delish :D
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5269 on: August 27, 2014, 02:13:33 AM »
Drove to work, then felt sick enough to drive back home. Now posting here.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5270 on: August 27, 2014, 05:47:41 AM »
Saw a bunch of family in the morning for coffee. Did shopping, housekeeping and a nap in the afternoon. Cooked a meal and dyed the hair of my recently blonde kid green.

:spaz:

Is it a fashion choice or part of a Joker costume? :orly:

What is this fashion you are talking about?

It is just fun, and will go well with her outfits.

Here is a fashionable cowboy for our Dutch cow:



Green hair can be the start of many outfits. :laundry:
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5271 on: August 27, 2014, 09:36:34 AM »
Here is a fashionable cowboy for our Dutch cow:


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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5272 on: August 27, 2014, 06:42:01 PM »
Some friends of the family came round, so I served up a shared lunch consisting of slices of sulfur polypore mushrooms, dipped in a batter of eggy bread, seasoned with a little sea salt, and a plate laden with spices, more sea salt to sprinkle on top of the fried wild fungi, some peppery boletus and fly agaric mushrooms, dried and powdered or flaked, with some lady grey black tea, made even more citrusy and fragrant by the addition of some chopped lemon balm, which I later sent off a potted up plant  of with the family friends; and with the meal, a big pot of wild bullace plums, small and kind of gently tart and tangy, yet sweet and packed with flavour, freshly picked off the tree  yesterday on my return walk home after hiking through from 8:30am to a bit before 6pm to pick wild mushrooms.

My old man doesn't like the sulfur shelf, but its one of my favourites, and it went down a treat with our visitors, between the three of us (my mom never would eat  anything I've picked, and now she is just a demented, ruined carcass that has not yet realized  it kept on breathing for too long and isn't even worth  asking). But our. visitors and I just loved it, and munched away until the entire bowl I'd fried up was gone. I wish now I'd have done some more, but I had to use all the eggs ti prepare the batter mixture)



Tonight, had two big bowls of my shiitake and beef steak mince chilli w/ canned kidney beans and chickpeas, and a bowl of my freshly picked wild bullace plums, sprinkled with just a wee pinch or two of sugar, a tub of raspberries, to finish it all off, half a liter tub of triple chocolate chocolate ripple icecream with white, milk and dark chocolate curls and shavings on top; and a cup of lady grey tea, without milk of course, and delicately flavoured with a handful of lemon balm, just as I like it best. Earlier, the same balm flavoured and scented tea, but this time with earl grey.

Going to go out over the next day or two after the forecasted rains, to hunt down more mushrooms for this weeks suppers, maybe take my pistol and rifle with me and bag some squirrel and rabbits for a stew, with of course, lots and lots more mushrooms, at least there should be mushrooms galore with the gently warm yet rainy weather, warm and moist autumn season being perfect mushroom-gathering weather. There certainly was a good harvest the last time I went a couple of days ago. Time tomorrow methinks to go see if the growing young puffballs I had my eyes on has grown big enough to be worth picking and frying in crispy batter, shallow-fried in butter, sea-salted and served up with whatever else I happen to find.

I'm hoping for more Boletus appendiculatus, and B.edulis (the cep or penny bun, the bolete that is used nearly universally in mushroom soup. Strangely very very pricy in fancy restaurants, odd given how many hundreds of tons maybe in scale are cultivated for use in mushroom soup, even in the cheap canned kind, and in chicken&mushroom pot noodles even! one would think economy of scale would mean cheap ceps when fresh too, esp. considering that most mushrooms lose about 90% of their wet weight once dehydrated. Perhaps I need to start trying to grow my own ceps to try and flog to some of the finer eateries, at least, any I can manage not to just chow down myself, as mouthwateringly tasty as they are :autism:)

Still got a massive plateful of sulfur polypore though, but I do really need more eggs for my eggy bread and sea salt batter recipe. Reminiscent a bit of kentucky fried chicken, esp. with a bit of pepper and sea salt, the result is what KFC would be if it went upmarket a lot, and did sulfur shelf and other fungi rather than actual chicken. The polypore is lovely stuff, soft, yet firm too, moist and full of flavor. Can be used similarly almost to tofu in the way Laetiporus can be used to soak up sauces and other flavours along with its own mild, yet yummy taste.

Can't wait to do some more once I have eggs and more brown bread for the breadcrumbs.                                                                                                                         
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5273 on: August 28, 2014, 12:59:38 AM »
Haven't done a lot yet. Logged on here and had a cup of coffee.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5274 on: August 28, 2014, 02:51:59 PM »
Went out and bought  a half gram of diphenidine, a dissociative anaesthetic/opioidish possibly hallucinogenic amphetamine derivative, as well as a little pack of a smoking blend of synthetic cannabinoids, went down well coming home, vaporized some STS-135 via E-cig, took a broken E-fag back to the shop I bought it from and bitched the guy out until I handed over my refund, I was...civil, but most insistent as the fucker had actually sold this duff E-cig battery/charger kit, more or less had to stuff the receipt up his nose before the cheeky sod coughed up.

Kinda felt like I'd have liked to have told him to shove it up his arsehole and see how well it heats that up :autism: But kept my fuming desires to bring back at-dawn-hanging/shooting to myself. Either way, used the money from the refund plus a tenner I borrowed off my old man to get me my diphenidine and had some left over for a ripoff priced mars bar and a treat at the end of the day in the form of a big haul of wild boletes, some ceps and Boletus appendiculatus, looking at the reticulated patterns present upon the stem, some red and yellow-cracking boletes, brown Birch boletus, and the puffballs I've got an eye on are growing now to about fist-sized.

Will take and culture some spores on agar to introduce the ceps all over the place elsewhere. That can be my compensation for the tosser with the iffy, non-working  E-fag making such a huge, cuntish, twattified attitude problem.


This could easily have gone the way of the 'one quick bitch', but the goodies at the end of the day rounded things off nicely.

Still need to return a late library book,  that I've been hunting for.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5275 on: August 30, 2014, 08:26:59 PM »
Glanced to the side and spied a huge chicken of the woods myself while driving this morning...called the BIL (his favorite) and made him a happy man.

Hauled scrap, busted up some old concrete slabs with the sledge hammer...getting shit cleaned up around here for fall.

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5276 on: August 30, 2014, 09:17:17 PM »
Got some great bargains at the thrift store.  May resell an unopened compostable camping toilet that I paid $9 for.  I've never sold anything on the web, so this will be a good one to try it out.  Runs about $35 - $40 new.

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5277 on: August 31, 2014, 12:57:21 PM »
I've got my fridge full of chicken of the woods at the moment.

Has he tried making eggy bread fried batter and frying up the polypore dipped in that?
With a bit of salt its lovely. My old man doesn't think much of sulfur polypore, but it is one of my very favourite wild mushrooms to find. That, parasols (Macrolepiota procera), ceps and morels are my favourites. Chanterelles are nice too, although I don't really find those very often.

Got a plate full of blushers (Amanita rubescens, toxic unless twice parboiled and the water changed each time before cooking) too, although I've never tried eating those before. Been finding some sort of funky looking yellow-pored bolete that otherwise looks like a cep, fat, reticulated stem with a bulbous end closest to the soil, these are growing in company with ceps under a mix of oak, beech, alder and hawthorn. Not sure what they are, but they look like a cep, grow to great sizes, with caps almost 10-12 inches in diameter, very thick, but with yellowish pores rather than the white pores that B.edulis and B.appendiculatus have. Not sure what they are, but I really want to get a proper ID on them, as there are loads, and if they are edible then I've got a good few meals growing nearby.

Bay bolete (B.badius, or Xerocomus badius, although Boletus is the proper genus for this species IMO.) is the prime suspect. Cautious eating of a small portion proved fine. Taste mild, mushroomy, scent mild. Habitat is right. Going to go and see if there are any still there and fry a few up tonight. I'm not afraid of being poisoned by this, as pretty much exclusively, the toxic boletes are red-pored, such as B.satanas, B.rhodoxanthus and close relatives of B.satanas, the rare devil's bolete. Some yellow-pored ones are not good to eat but not actually toxic, merely inedible, but generally these have white caps and much brighter yellow coloured tubes, for example B.albidus and B.calopus.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boletus_badius

Tasted quite good when I fried up a cap or two before. No GI irritation or nausea, so I'm pretty confident that these are indeed the bay bolete, and good for eating.

Also found quite a few red cracked boletes (B.chrysenteron and relatives) and yellow cracked boletes, which I've dried and stored for things like soup.

Think I'll go get some of those, as well as some more, fresher sulfur shelf, as I know where at least two of those are growing, one of them at least was nice and young and fat and juicy, delish it was too when I took quite a bit home the other week and fried it up in batter. Definitely the tastiest recipe I've tried with it. Good simply fried too, but really nice in eggy bread batter, it comes out halfway between a fritter and an omelet, good and filling, I really find it rather moreish when done up like that.

Know any more good recipes for it icequeen? Lol I'm the same, if I'm getting driven round the countryside and I see some sort of tasty fungi growing I'll be like 'pull the fuck up, I see dinner', rush out and go pick whatever it is.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5278 on: August 31, 2014, 02:15:01 PM »
Went to the casino not my kinda thing by the missus likes it and it's almost empty on a Sunday morning so it was okay. 
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #5279 on: August 31, 2014, 02:15:51 PM »
That's basically how he does them, breaded and fried.

Armillaria mellea  Stumpies/Honey mushrooms I think are up...sheephead should be appearing pretty soon.

BIL stumbled across a field of seng a month back...from what he told me the lucky SOB found the field of dreams, mature...old plants. He's not telling where (understandable, I wouldn't either  :LOL: ), but he's patiently waiting for harvest season now.