A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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You look nothing like what I thought you would.
My lurvely lady on the balcony.. .. about to go into bloom, I'd say.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
Quote from: lutra on August 28, 2013, 06:00:40 AMMy lurvely lady on the balcony.. .. about to go into bloom, I'd say.That's a chestnut, isn't it.
I have one important question:Why does Adam look like a cute girl and is he originally male or female?
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.