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Offline ZEGH8578

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people who get raped by aliens or demons embarass the hell out of me :I
« on: September 14, 2011, 03:07:34 PM »
its one of the most painful things to watch on tv :I
"they took me up into their spacecraft - " <--some old man, on global tv.
im all "okay, old man, watch your next step now!"
"they did medical experiments on me!"
okay, easy now
"and then they had anal sex with me"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dont say thaaaat
"all night!"
no, no, no, no :(
"deep into my anus"
WHY!?

WHY would they fuck his bumbum WHY!?

same w this chick on nat geo, who was posessed by demons.
she had been given _many_ exorcisms by this hack who talked about how successful he was. well, if he was so successful, she woulda been cured by now, no?
anyway, the demons wake her up at night
then they fuck her
all night long

DONT SAY THAT ON TV!!! :(
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Re: people who get raped by aliens or demons embarass the hell out of me :I
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2011, 03:10:43 PM »
So, you are still in denial about what happened to you on that August night in 2008?  :orly:

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Re: people who get raped by aliens or demons embarass the hell out of me :I
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2011, 03:13:14 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 14, 2011, 03:10:43 PM
So, you are still in denial about what happened to you on that August night in 2008?  :orly:

:( its a painful memory. get it? painful!

BUT REALLY
SLEEP PARALYSIS,. Thats how easily it can be explained.
Sleep paralysis + a subconcious supressed gayness.

If ONLY they realized it was that simple
they wouldnt have to go on global tv, and talk about aliens putting their alien penises into their anuses.
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Re: people who get raped by aliens or demons embarass the hell out of me :I
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2011, 03:24:22 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on September 14, 2011, 03:13:14 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 14, 2011, 03:10:43 PM
So, you are still in denial about what happened to you on that August night in 2008?  :orly:

:( its a painful memory. get it? painful!


It looked like this didn't it?

 :vibe:

But at the size of a light sabre.








Don't really care why people have these thoughts tbh.

Could be sleep paralysis, could be a deep deep fear of sexuality, who knows. People are weird. And people need horror. No better horror than someone telling it really happened to him.
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Re: people who get raped by aliens or demons embarass the hell out of me :I
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2011, 03:26:49 PM »
My abductors were very gentle and considerate and used just the right amount of pre-warmed lubricant.

Sorry you had a bad experience. :(  Next time ask for Zorplok, he has "the touch".
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Re: people who get raped by aliens or demons embarass the hell out of me :I
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2011, 03:36:41 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on September 14, 2011, 03:13:14 PM

If ONLY they realized it was that simple
they wouldnt have to go on global tv, and talk about aliens putting their alien penises into their anuses.

But that's what it is all for, get on tv, 15 minutes of fame, and years of laughter from the neighbours.

Doesn't matter if it is about alien rape, new found bliss with a facial scrub or being duped by dodgy salesmen. Anything will do to get on national or global tv.
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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2011, 03:38:26 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 14, 2011, 03:24:22 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on September 14, 2011, 03:13:14 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 14, 2011, 03:10:43 PM
So, you are still in denial about what happened to you on that August night in 2008?  :orly:

:( its a painful memory. get it? painful!


It looked like this didn't it?

 :vibe:

But at the size of a light sabre.








Don't really care why people have these thoughts tbh.

Could be sleep paralysis, could be a deep deep fear of sexuality, who knows. People are weird. And people need horror. No better horror than someone telling it really happened to him.
:lol:
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Re: people who get raped by aliens or demons embarass the hell out of me :I
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2011, 03:39:27 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 14, 2011, 03:36:41 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on September 14, 2011, 03:13:14 PM

If ONLY they realized it was that simple
they wouldnt have to go on global tv, and talk about aliens putting their alien penises into their anuses.

But that's what it is all for, get on tv, 15 minutes of fame, and years of laughter from the neighbours.

Doesn't matter if it is about alien rape, new found bliss with a facial scrub or being duped by dodgy salesmen. Anything will do to get on national or global tv.

yah i get that
but come on
"the aliens gave me a brain implant"
"the aliens gauged my eye out, then put it back in"
why jump right for the butt-sex?
sigh... ah well :I
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Re: people who get raped by aliens or demons embarass the hell out of me :I
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2011, 03:45:21 PM »
Well, it doesn't have the 'wow' factor does it
"I got kidnapped by aliens and we sipped lemon tea and
had a political debate"

people don't bat an eyelid unless there is at least a very deep
anal probing!
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Re: people who get raped by aliens or demons embarass the hell out of me :I
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2011, 03:47:27 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on September 14, 2011, 03:45:21 PM
Well, it doesn't have the 'wow' factor does it
"I got kidnapped by aliens and we sipped lemon tea and
had a political debate"

people don't bat an eyelid unless there is at least a very deep
anal probing!

if i get abducted, ill be doing the probing :M
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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2011, 03:54:00 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on September 14, 2011, 03:45:21 PM
Well, it doesn't have the 'wow' factor does it
"I got kidnapped by aliens and we sipped lemon tea and
had a political debate"

people don't bat an eyelid unless there is at least a very deep
anal probing!
:agreed: Anal probing is the shit!  :viking:
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« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2011, 03:54:47 PM »
I feel like I just channeled Lit.  ???
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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2011, 04:00:35 PM »
Tv rots the brain.
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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2011, 04:01:53 PM »
Quote from: Jack on September 14, 2011, 04:00:35 PM
Tv rots the brain.

no it deos NTO!!!
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« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2011, 04:05:15 PM »
Quote from: PPK on September 14, 2011, 03:54:47 PM
I feel like I just channeled Lit.  ???

How did that feel?

Do you want to come on national tv and tell about it?
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