eris answers your BDSM questions... then kicks you in the crotch!

[Scrapheap]

eris? what are you doing on my bike??

not that I object or anything, I was just curious. 

[eris]

well, close, but my hair is more pink and shorter in the back

i never fucked on a bike. I assume it is nearly impossible without falling over

[renaeden]

Yeah if the bike fell over, there would be trouble.

eris, what made you pick your custom title? I can't remember.

[Squidusa]

well, close, but my hair is more pink and shorter in the back

i never fucked on a bike. I assume it is nearly impossible without falling over

I guess if you could support it then maybe it would work? 

Trying to fuck on a bike while it's being driven is the epitome of  though.

[eris]

Oh, and I just want to say something. I really dont think it I am some hot peice of ass, or some total whore or even all that hot. I AM above average looking and extremely sexual in nature to boys im atttracted to. I get a lot of men because I straight up ask them if they want to fool around, 80% (or more) of the time they say yes,  and then I am really really really good at it when we do so we do it again and again and again. That is why I have a good time with sex.

Yeah if the bike fell over, there would be trouble.

eris, what made you pick your custom title? I can't remember.

I studied a lot of philosophy in college, it is just a hobby of mine to think of absurd things. I really dont think anything exists. I dont really know the whole I2 history, so it doesn't mean anything personal or about the board itself. I am just being contrary and saying that perception is reality, and I think tangibility is an illusion

well, close, but my hair is more pink and shorter in the back

i never fucked on a bike. I assume it is nearly impossible without falling over

Trying to fuck on a bike while it's being driven is the epitome of  though.

The times Ive ridden a motorcycke ( or when I was a kid, dirtbikes and quads) I always enjoyed the vibrating sensation

I recommend everyone that masturbates gets some sort of small vibrating massager. It doesnt have to look like a dick. just rub it up and down it, it'll feel nice I promise. Thats the only place I like vibration is on my clitoris anyway, I prefer to get split open with a rolling pin.

[renaeden]

I have no BDSM question but am wondering what your avatar means?

[eris]

good question

I assume you mean this one



That is the sacred chao. It is a Discordian symbol representing the balance of nothingness and somethingness.

    The Sacred Chao is not the Yin-Yang of the Taoists. It is the Hodge-Podge of the Erisians. And, instead of a Podge spot on the Hodge side, it has a pentagon which symbolizes the Aneristic Principle, and instead of a Hodge spot on the Podge side, it depicts the Golden Apple of Discordia to symbolize the Eristic Principle. The Sacred Chao symbolizes absolutely everything anyone need ever know about absolutely anything, and more! It even symbolizes everything not worth knowing, depicted by the empty space surrounding the Hodge-Podge.
    —Principia Discordia

the apple is the "golden apple of discordia" representing Eris ( the goddess of chaos ) and the Original Snub

The Original Snub is the Discordian name for the events preceding the Judgment of Paris, although more focus is put on the actions of Eris. Zeus believes that Eris is a troublemaker, so he does not invite her to Peleus and Thetis's wedding. This is “The Doctrine of the Original Snub”.

Having been snubbed, Eris creates a golden apple with the word kallisti (Ancient Greek: καλλίστῃ, to the prettiest one) inscribed in it. This, the Apple of Discord, is a notable symbol in Discordianism for its inclusion in the Holy Chao. The apple is traditionally described as being made of gold, but the Principia Discordia notes a debate over whether the “gold” described was “metallic gold or Acapulco.” The story also relates that the first thing Eris did after throwing the Apple of Discord into the wedding was to joyously partake of a hot dog (thus "a Discordian is to partake of No Hot Dog Buns")

When the female wedding guests disagree about who the apple is meant for, Zeus decides to leave the decision to Paris of Troy. Aphrodite bribes Paris, leading to the Trojan War, which “is said to be The First War among men.”

[renaeden]

Hodge-Podge? I have heard that word(s) used to describe stuff that is mixed up. And Eris had her priorities right, eating a hot dog at the wedding. Thanks for explaining that one.

But I am also curious about your current avatar, I have no idea what it means.

[eris]

The Jonbenet is one of my favorite bands

They are a post-hardcore band from Texas, and that is one of their album covers

[renaeden]

Thought it might be an album cover. I like the music but not the vocals, it just sounds like they are ruining their throat.

[BruceCM]

well, close, but my hair is more pink and shorter in the back

i never fucked on a bike. I assume it is nearly impossible without falling over

Not while you were riding it with me.  :lol: Just I'm not up for getting kicked in the crotch! Or anything like that, thanks.
You ever tried the submissive role? 

[midlifeaspie]

well, close, but my hair is more pink and shorter in the back

i never fucked on a bike. I assume it is nearly impossible without falling over

Not while you were riding it with me.  :lol: Just I'm not up for getting kicked in the crotch! Or anything like that, thanks.
You ever tried the submissive role? 

That post is 6 months old.  Eris isn't here anymore.

[BruceCM]

Oh, well. 6 months isn't that old! 

[earthboundmisfit]

If you see "guest" under a user's name, and no stats, that means it's a member that has had their account deleted.

[BruceCM]

Thanks, I'll remember that!  :lol: