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Re: Saddam sentenced to death
« Reply #30 on: November 06, 2006, 10:07:05 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on November 06, 2006, 08:12:18 AM
i bet saddam smells really, really bad
If not, he will, in time.
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Re: Saddam sentenced to death
« Reply #31 on: November 06, 2006, 10:25:38 AM »
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Re: Saddam sentenced to death
« Reply #32 on: November 06, 2006, 11:01:20 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on November 06, 2006, 08:12:18 AM
i bet saddam smells really, really bad

He did, in that hole.
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Re: Saddam sentenced to death
« Reply #33 on: November 06, 2006, 11:15:17 AM »
Yes, we have either jailed or executed him, but we get more use out of him by doing those things than just killing or jailing him.  It saves money.
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Re: Saddam sentenced to death
« Reply #34 on: November 06, 2006, 11:16:49 AM »
Quote from: odeon on November 06, 2006, 11:01:20 AM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on November 06, 2006, 08:12:18 AM
i bet saddam smells really, really bad

He did, in that hole.
Yeah He did for sure. ;D
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Re: Saddam sentenced to death
« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2006, 11:45:13 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on November 06, 2006, 11:15:17 AM
Yes, we have either jailed or executed him, but we get more use out of him by doing those things than just killing or jailing him.  It saves money.
I can agree with that sentiment. Which is why I think he should be executed on pay per view. I mean, that could be the viewing event of the season, it would probably bring revenue into the state and it would please a lot of people who want to see Saddam suffer. I don't think that a more valuable method of using Saddam could be thought of.
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Re: Saddam sentenced to death
« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2006, 12:12:31 PM »
Why not just put him back in that hole?
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Re: Saddam sentenced to death
« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2006, 12:41:16 PM »
Quote from: odeon on November 06, 2006, 12:12:31 PM
Why not just put him back in that hole?

And let the Shiites have first crack at him, or better yet, put the Kurds, Shiites and Suuni militias at equal distance from the hole, say 10 miles, clear every building and human being out of those 10 miles, then announce that whoever gets to the hole first can have him and make the new government.  Then while they're doing that, (after making sure that he's not rescued by anyone but the Sunni's, if they get there first.)  It would be no holds or weapons barred, we stay out of it and while they're doing that pull our troops out of the country, dump the quantanamo bay prisoners right in the middle of the race naked and unarmed.

We could have satellites monitoring the whole shebang on pay per view! 
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Re: Saddam sentenced to death
« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2006, 01:39:55 PM »
Sounds a lot better than hanging him. The entertainment value is considerable. :D
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Re: Saddam sentenced to death
« Reply #39 on: November 06, 2006, 02:03:19 PM »
I had one more detail to add, but decided it would be overkill. >:D

Planting a large mega ton nuclear bomb underneath the hole, unknown to everybody.  And then when everybody is around the hole fighting over who gets to him, after all innocent civilians have been cleared for miles, set it off!  I should also add that we should put all of saddam's cronies and family in with him!  Ideally you would get rid of all the radicals and fanatics in one fell swoop!  We could also arrange to have shrub and his cronies flying overhead watching the tussle AND JUST HAPPEN to get caught in the blast!

Oh well I can dream can't I!  I'm so evil, I'd make a lousy world emperor! :P
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Re: Saddam sentenced to death
« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2006, 02:10:01 PM »
It would make great parking space in about a hundred thousand years or so. :P
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Re: Saddam sentenced to death
« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2006, 02:16:22 PM »
nerve gas sounds like a fitting execution method.  :eyebrows:
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