A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Eris is currently into beastiality. She fucks Buttcoffee without a care.
Quote from: Buttplug on August 30, 2014, 02:11:50 PMEris is currently into beastiality. She fucks Buttcoffee without a care.Are they even still a couple?
You said currently, so thought maybe you knew.
I only date pitchers aimed at the batter.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
These sports metaphors are confusing.
I don't want football metaphors either.
Quote from: odeon on October 14, 2014, 11:03:31 PMThese sports metaphors are confusing. I still don't feel like I really get the original joke.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 15, 2014, 08:48:31 PMQuote from: odeon on October 14, 2014, 11:03:31 PMThese sports metaphors are confusing. I still don't feel like I really get the original joke. I blame you.