Swanson was released from the Mental Hospital... his condition is stable, as long as he cooperates with his doctor's orders to not go near any ponds from now on.
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OK I admit apathy and laziness. I forget what sig I have at any one time and the history is usually lost in the archives of callouts past or whatever.This is as what faces me now.Yes people will ocassionally bring my attention to whatever sig and I usually think "Yeah probably overdue to change it, but to what?"There is a plethora of stupid or facepalm-worthy or hypocritical snippets on I2. I ought to be proactive in looking but I just can't be arsed looking myself.Anyone got suggestions?
I need a new sig myself.I'm too lazy to think of one.Any suggestions??
Quote from: Al Swearengen on August 23, 2011, 05:51:33 AMOK I admit apathy and laziness. I forget what sig I have at any one time and the history is usually lost in the archives of callouts past or whatever.This is as what faces me now.Yes people will ocassionally bring my attention to whatever sig and I usually think "Yeah probably overdue to change it, but to what?"There is a plethora of stupid or facepalm-worthy or hypocritical snippets on I2. I ought to be proactive in looking but I just can't be arsed looking myself.Anyone got suggestions?Hm, honestly I have signatures turned off. So, I wouldnt know what are in peoples signatures. If anyone ever quotes me, please make sure someone tells me
Quote from: eris on August 25, 2011, 09:07:42 PMQuote from: Al Swearengen on August 23, 2011, 05:51:33 AMOK I admit apathy and laziness. I forget what sig I have at any one time and the history is usually lost in the archives of callouts past or whatever.This is as what faces me now.Yes people will ocassionally bring my attention to whatever sig and I usually think "Yeah probably overdue to change it, but to what?"There is a plethora of stupid or facepalm-worthy or hypocritical snippets on I2. I ought to be proactive in looking but I just can't be arsed looking myself.Anyone got suggestions?Hm, honestly I have signatures turned off. So, I wouldnt know what are in peoples signatures. If anyone ever quotes me, please make sure someone tells me Why do you use a signature if you don't have them turned on yourself?
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I blame my anti-social behavior on fluoridated water.
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I know, right? I'm awesome.
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Stop sampling the urinal cakes.
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I always vote for Al.
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I think I'll yoink one.
It's a good thing I don't work so I don't need ethics.
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Do I smell party poop?
I'm so handsome, I'm distracting.
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