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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #75 on: August 14, 2011, 06:28:05 PM »
The words 'homosexuality is an anathema' doesn't really convey 'homosexuals think hetero sex is an anathema', so see how it was misunderstood in more than one way.

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #76 on: August 14, 2011, 06:34:04 PM »
I'm very sure Steve-O was being sarcastic about homosexuality being anathema ...

You know how sarcastic he can get at times.

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #77 on: August 14, 2011, 06:37:17 PM »
I certainly dont see straight sex as anathema.

Anathema has more than one meaning, so it was confusing.

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« Reply #78 on: August 14, 2011, 06:59:40 PM »
I certainly dont see straight sex as anathema.

Anathema has more than one meaning, so it was confusing.

Anathema has 6 meanings, none of which mean what he intended so it is easy to see why people misunderstand.  In fact they did not misunderstand, he miscommunicated.

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a·nath·e·ma   /əˈnæθəmə/  Show Spelled
[uh-nath-uh-muh]  Show IPA
 
–noun, plural -mas. 
1. a person or thing detested or loathed: That subject is anathema to him.
2. a person or thing accursed or consigned to damnation or destruction.
3. a formal ecclesiastical curse involving excommunication.
4. any imprecation of divine punishment.
5. a curse; execration.

Perhaps the misunderstanding comes from the definition of "detest or loathe".  While I have no interest in homosexual sex myself, I do not find the act detestable or loathsome.  I would have to have pretty strong feelings on the matter to describe my lack of desire to engage in the behavior in such strong terms.  I might almost say that the lady doth protest too much.  ;)

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #79 on: August 15, 2011, 06:34:15 AM »
Jimmy I don't think people misread you - I think you miswrote what you were trying to get across

"homosexiuality is an anethema" doesn't translate to "straight sex is anathema for gay people"

Also I agree with Hubert - being gay isn't necessarily about "loathing" straight sex. I mean someone who's been raped or abused could be in that position themselves, but still be straight.

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« Reply #80 on: August 15, 2011, 08:27:43 AM »
I give up.

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #81 on: August 15, 2011, 09:27:18 AM »
Did someone say Anathema? :P


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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #82 on: August 15, 2011, 10:48:51 AM »
This is all terribly exciting and interesting.
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« Reply #83 on: August 15, 2011, 04:10:00 PM »
This is all terribly exciting and interesting.
Semantics usually are.

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #84 on: August 18, 2011, 10:57:46 PM »
We would all die from AIDS.

Implying gays already all die of aids.  ::)
If homosexuality were the norm, the HIV epidemic would've spread much faster due to the fact that it is more likely to transmit during anal sex.   Also, drug users and blood donors would've been more likely to have HIV as well.

Straight couples participate in Anal sex too you know , probably at a higher percentage than gay couples.

No Squiddy.  All teh homoseckshuals do the buttsex and none of the "normal" people do.  :LOL:

 :lol:

I thought I would explain it in basic terms so as not to confuse the poor dear.  :angel:
Anal sex as a commonality among straight people has only become a recent phenomena.  Even including heterosexual anal sex, it is mainly a one way path.   We would have made it a number one priority, but it is not certain that the focus on curing it would be faster than the speeding of the epidemic.  Nothing that I have said is ignorant.  Anal sex is more likely than vaginal sex to transmit STDs due the the rectal tissue being thinner.

It actually is ignorant to claim that all gay men engage in anal sex.  The last figures I read said it was somewhere around 10%.  Even if we presume that A) anal sex is a more likely sexual method to contract or spread HIV and B) that when gay men do so they are somehow universally unable to use a condom, your argument still doesn't stand up as gay does not equal anal sex. 

Plus you have conveniently ignored the statement that 50% of the population would be lesbian.
About two-thirds of gay men have sex.  http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1114912/  Less people use condoms in anal sex due to the lack of natural lubrication.  Lesbians would contract through blood transfusions.

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« Reply #85 on: August 18, 2011, 11:24:28 PM »
Heh, this thread reminds me of that time I got into an argument with that stupid bitch about anal sex and STD risk on WP.

PROTIP: If you want someone to listen, don't go getting pissed and scream ignorance and accusations/insinuations at them, it just makes them less inclined to listen and resort to trolling instead.


Needless to say I did learn something, not by her butthurt ranting, but by the fact I decided to look into the subject more for trolling material and incidentally saw information that corrected me. However, I've now made it my duty to piss off any PC fucktard I come across, purely to reveal their hypocrisy in attitude. :trollface:


There's nothing worse than the attitude of the PC pretentious/self-righteous morons. Hypocrites of their own principle of so-called tolerance and patience. ::)

...Err, sorry about that, don't mind me, I just hate PCfags who think they're morally superior is all.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2011, 11:28:20 PM by ProfessorFarnsworth »
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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« Reply #86 on: August 19, 2011, 06:53:53 AM »
One prime example of that here was GA. God he/she/it/dog was a fucking cunt.

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« Reply #87 on: August 19, 2011, 07:08:58 AM »
One prime example of that here was GA. God he/she/it/dog was a fucking cunt.

lol yeah, thank god that she left. I mean seriously, talk about alienating the audience and being an hypocrite.

But, not that it's all bad though...  :zoinks:

The advantages of such types are that they are so easy to piss off. I don't think you even need to troll them, just say something slightly inaccurate and watch them shit bricks.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #88 on: August 19, 2011, 08:39:33 AM »
We would all die from AIDS.

Implying gays already all die of aids.  ::)
If homosexuality were the norm, the HIV epidemic would've spread much faster due to the fact that it is more likely to transmit during anal sex.   Also, drug users and blood donors would've been more likely to have HIV as well.

Straight couples participate in Anal sex too you know , probably at a higher percentage than gay couples.

No Squiddy.  All teh homoseckshuals do the buttsex and none of the "normal" people do.  :LOL:

 :lol:

I thought I would explain it in basic terms so as not to confuse the poor dear.  :angel:
Anal sex as a commonality among straight people has only become a recent phenomena.  Even including heterosexual anal sex, it is mainly a one way path.   We would have made it a number one priority, but it is not certain that the focus on curing it would be faster than the speeding of the epidemic.  Nothing that I have said is ignorant.  Anal sex is more likely than vaginal sex to transmit STDs due the the rectal tissue being thinner.

It actually is ignorant to claim that all gay men engage in anal sex.  The last figures I read said it was somewhere around 10%.  Even if we presume that A) anal sex is a more likely sexual method to contract or spread HIV and B) that when gay men do so they are somehow universally unable to use a condom, your argument still doesn't stand up as gay does not equal anal sex. 

Plus you have conveniently ignored the statement that 50% of the population would be lesbian.
About two-thirds of gay men have sex.  http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1114912/  Less people use condoms in anal sex due to the lack of natural lubrication.  Lesbians would contract through blood transfusions.

Two thirds of gay men have sex yes , but sex between two men is not necessarily anal.
Sexuality is not one straight (excuse the pun) definition , it has many definitions and interpretations between each individual person.

For example , what one person may consider porn is not porn to another , Someone may be into BDSM porn where there aren't necessarily no genitalia showing while another may be a Voreaphile, the definition of porn towards those individuals is completely different.

Some people don't consider anal sex to be sex , more like a fetishism , and just as some gay men like it , others don't and don't wish to participate in it.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #89 on: August 19, 2011, 08:44:07 AM »
How many gays enjoy using fleshlights?

Careful. This may be a trick question. :autism: