pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.

["couldbecousin"]

this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   

[Psychophant]

 

[ZEGH8578]

I feel a draft...............

*swings faster*

[The_Chosen_One]

Hey, get the balls out and you can play conkers.

[ZEGH8578]

lets measure our penii!

mine is roughly 50 centimetres, counting the whole shaft, all the way up my pelvis, and stretching it out, with every bit of strength i can muster

[ZEGH8578]

this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

 The horror... the horror... 

just had to:

[Squidusa]

this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   

Or get a close up view of one. 

[ZEGH8578]

this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   

Or get a close up view of one. 

nono, thats a common mistake
"penii" has nothing to do with "pen-eye"

ROFL ROFL ROFLR OFLRFOL LFROF LFL

[Queen Victoria]

This topic GREATLY AMUSES me.

[Squidusa]

this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   

Or get a close up view of one. 

nono, thats a common mistake
"penii" has nothing to do with "pen-eye"

ROFL ROFL ROFLR OFLRFOL LFROF LFL

I meant the eye of the penis old bean. 

[ZEGH8578]

this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   

Or get a close up view of one. 

nono, thats a common mistake
"penii" has nothing to do with "pen-eye"

ROFL ROFL ROFLR OFLRFOL LFROF LFL

I meant the eye of the penis old bean. 

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

Chorus:
It's the eye of the penis, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the penis

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

chorus

Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

chorus

The eye of the penis (repeats out)...

:'''''''''''D

[The_Chosen_One]

this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   

Or get a close up view of one. 

nono, thats a common mistake
"penii" has nothing to do with "pen-eye"

ROFL ROFL ROFLR OFLRFOL LFROF LFL

I meant the eye of the penis old bean. 

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

Chorus:
It's the eye of the penis, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the penis

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

chorus

Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

chorus

The eye of the penis (repeats out)...

:'''''''''''D

 

[Psychophant]

There seems to be a musty odor in here somewhere.   

[ZEGH8578]

There seems to be a musty odor in here somewhere.   

you might actually be suffering a stroke

if either one of your arms go numb, hurry back, and keep us posted! (use the arm that still functions properly)

[The_Chosen_One]

Thread derailed.