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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #345 on: September 06, 2011, 07:03:08 PM »
Quote from: eris on September 06, 2011, 06:05:36 PM
Quote from: Peter on September 06, 2011, 04:51:28 AM
Quote from: eris on September 05, 2011, 10:35:04 PM
Im so horny i can barely fucking stand it. Everything is reminding me of sex. Ive got dick on the brain. It has been 9 days since I had sex and 8 since I masturbated and I am about to die I swear to god I am going to die. I had that surgery so I cant do ANYTHING. I thought, well maybe if I just rub the outside it wont hurt WRONG ANSWER ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow



kill me plz

What was the surgery?  Did you get a vibrating cyber-vagina?

I had most most of my cervix serviced (50,000 screw check-up).

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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #346 on: September 07, 2011, 05:44:03 AM »
Talkative  :zombiefuck:  No idea why not my normal thing maybe coming down with something :dunno:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #347 on: September 07, 2011, 06:58:50 AM »
Squealy and stimplodey! Bought some great stuff and I can't wait for it to arrive!  :green:
The jumper has such a nice texture. :autism:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #348 on: September 07, 2011, 08:08:11 AM »
Quote from: eris on September 06, 2011, 06:05:36 PM
Quote from: Peter on September 06, 2011, 04:51:28 AM
Quote from: eris on September 05, 2011, 10:35:04 PM
Im so horny i can barely fucking stand it. Everything is reminding me of sex. Ive got dick on the brain. It has been 9 days since I had sex and 8 since I masturbated and I am about to die I swear to god I am going to die. I had that surgery so I cant do ANYTHING. I thought, well maybe if I just rub the outside it wont hurt WRONG ANSWER ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow



kill me plz

What was the surgery?  Did you get a vibrating cyber-vagina?

I had most most of my cervix removed.

Does that mean that you'll have more space for accommodating longer cocks when it heals?
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #349 on: September 07, 2011, 09:43:43 AM »
Quote from: Peter on September 07, 2011, 08:08:11 AM
Quote from: eris on September 06, 2011, 06:05:36 PM
Quote from: Peter on September 06, 2011, 04:51:28 AM
Quote from: eris on September 05, 2011, 10:35:04 PM
Im so horny i can barely fucking stand it. Everything is reminding me of sex. Ive got dick on the brain. It has been 9 days since I had sex and 8 since I masturbated and I am about to die I swear to god I am going to die. I had that surgery so I cant do ANYTHING. I thought, well maybe if I just rub the outside it wont hurt WRONG ANSWER ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow



kill me plz

What was the surgery?  Did you get a vibrating cyber-vagina?

I had most most of my cervix removed.

Does that mean that you'll have more space for accommodating longer cocks when it heals?
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #350 on: September 07, 2011, 09:45:30 AM »
Feeling screwed (the bad figurative way), disappointed and despondent.  :M
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #351 on: September 07, 2011, 09:54:01 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 07, 2011, 09:45:30 AM
Feeling screwed (the bad figurative way), disappointed and despondent.  :M

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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #352 on: September 07, 2011, 10:01:50 AM »
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #353 on: September 07, 2011, 12:16:49 PM »
This is a family-oriented forum!  :police:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #354 on: September 07, 2011, 12:23:56 PM »
Quote from: odeon on September 07, 2011, 12:16:49 PM
This is a fucking-oriented forum!  :police:

Couldn't agree more.  :zoinks:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #355 on: September 07, 2011, 01:08:09 PM »
Somewhat off after two days of headachy bullshit
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #356 on: September 08, 2011, 12:34:14 AM »
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #357 on: September 08, 2011, 12:44:51 AM »
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #358 on: September 08, 2011, 08:15:34 AM »
Odd in a good way
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #359 on: September 08, 2011, 08:58:54 AM »
Better than yesterday. Concerta *was* fucking me up, apparently. Bloody shame because it actually helped, too.
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