SO was the better mother.
*kid falls down and scrapes his knee.
SO: "Here son are you okay? Here let me put something on that *special power rangers band-aid*. Oh my such a brave boy, let me give you a kiss. Do you feel better now?"
Me: "What did you do now? Why are you crying? Oh it's not that bad, I don't even see any blood, you're fine. No, you don't need a band aid, go back out and play...you'll be fine. Watch out for the gravel next time."