I zinged a telemarketer just now. He called about my Windows account. I told him that was pretty good because the computer wasn't connected. "Oh!? Thank you."
It wasn't a telemarketer, it was probably one of those phishing calls that have been figuring lately.
The last time they called me I told them how odd it was since I use Linux. They hung up.
They have got me on their "to bother" list at the moment too.
Kid told them we have no windows.
I've acted out, telling I did not understand what they were saying (In Dutch). They kept acting dumb, and started with the same question again and again; "Do you speak English". Since I was in a foul mood beforehand, I used the unwanted call to blow off some steam. Felt a lot better after deliberately raging on the phone.
Also have asked them when they would come round to clean the windows of my house, since it was about time.
This time the phonecalls came from Brazil, before that, they were from India.