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I'm happy to report that the glute I pulled last night while dashing across a crosswalk is less achy.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 12:55:48 PM I'm happy to report that the glute I pulled last night while dashing across a crosswalk is less achy. Why were you pulling glutes? Wouldn't adapting your diet be more easy?
Like a rockstar, in a way. (wish my book could be published so you could know what a rockstar feeels like)First time I have gotten five hours of uninterrupted sleep in months. Went to bed at seven AM and sleppt until the fucking assscrack of Noon.Not sure any of it helped, but I AM A ROCKSTAR
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 11, 2014, 12:57:35 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 12:55:48 PM I'm happy to report that the glute I pulled last night while dashing across a crosswalk is less achy. Why were you pulling glutes? Wouldn't adapting your diet be more easy? I mean my gluteus maximus, my ass muscle, it went into a mini-spasm after I ran!
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Hungover. I want a burrito to materialise in front of me right now.
Quote from: Eclair on January 17, 2014, 09:00:34 PMHungover. I want a burrito to materialise in front of me right now.:uses Jedi powers to draw a burrito from the force: :then Grunts really hard:What, no burrito? I am sure that you are empowered by my powers. Hi, Cutie. Missed you.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.