How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)

[DirtDawg]

Cold.

WAIT!

I thought you were in the southern tit of (Florida) the USA.

... and you are cold?  Must be worse than I had thought.

[bodie]

I feel like a new Bodie 

I thought we already had one and I really do not like her at all.

My Mum loves me.

[bodie]

Today I feel like Lara Croft.   But without the big titties.

[odeon]

Somebody mentioned boobs?

[bodie]

Alas no boobs.

When the urchin is off school we have Lara Croft days or Ninja Warrior days.  I prefer the Ninja Warrior days as boobs don't figure at all and I don't feel disadvantaged with my B cups. 

[Pyraxis]

Cold.

WAIT!

I thought you were in the southern tit of (Florida) the USA.

... and you are cold?  Must be worse than I had thought.

It was the one day a year it drops into the single digits celsius. I've gotten soft. 

[DirtDawg]

Cold.

WAIT!

I thought you were in the southern tit of (Florida) the USA.

... and you are cold?  Must be worse than I had thought.

It was the one day a year it drops into the single digits celsius. I've gotten soft. 

Ah!  Outside your igloo, I can imagine how cold you must feel.

 

Check the national news if you want to make fun of someone being cold this weekend. 

We are expected to have the lowest temperatures in twenty years, tomorrow, but the bad part is that it has never been this cold for so long (over forty eight hours with HIGH temperatures below ZERO Fahrenheit, in central Indiana  WTF - welcome to Global Warming - I know, it makes no sense to say that, but just imagine what else can happen as a few more of the tropical ocean currents change course, go to deeper waters or stall completely.  Global warming means Ice Age, at first, then mass extinction events  ).

[DirtDawg]

Back to topic:

Oh, am feeling much better, thank you. 

My "Big Boss,"  who I feel has stabbed me in the back, is being "forced" to take a leave of absence to have spinal surgery and once he recovers a bit from this trauma, he is to have a kidney removed and the other incised to remove "stones."  This my idea of Karma coming back 'round to bite one, quite literally in the ass!


... or at least pretty damn close!

I found it difficult to do anything but  "gloat"  as he was trying to get friendly with me yesterday, showing me his vulnerability, apologetically letting me know how he regretted what he did to me and showing me that he is LIVING his own words to me. He is forced to take leave.

I could MAINLY think of how easy it would be to sweep his "good" leg with my  "bad"  leg, dumping his useless ass flat on his face as I came down on his neck with my good knee and began pummeling his "good" kidney with my fists until it bled out, but that is another story.

Sometimes, one just feels good for no good reason.

[odeon]

Karma can be a bitch.

Feeling a bit meh, as in a can't-be-arsed mode.

[bodie]

Went to see my Mum earlier and now feel nice and full up with one of her  Roast Chicken dinners. 

[skyblue1]

Got a good Evan Williams buzz

[Lestat]

Nothing like a roast chicken to fill a hole.

Although IMO stuck in the fridge after cooking, preferably drowned in chilli sauce and eaten before the latter has chance to melt its way through both plate AND newspaper into one's legs and out the other side is best.

[Semicolon]

Nothing like a roast chicken to fill a hole.

Although IMO stuck in the fridge after cooking, preferably drowned in chilli sauce and eaten before the latter has chance to melt its way through both plate AND newspaper into one's legs and out the other side is best.

It depends on which hole.

[Lestat]

Well it will end up doing so to the ones on both major outlets to that set of plumbing, once eaten, given a while.

[odeon]

Nothing like a roast chicken to fill a hole.

Although IMO stuck in the fridge after cooking, preferably drowned in chilli sauce and eaten before the latter has chance to melt its way through both plate AND newspaper into one's legs and out the other side is best.

It depends on which hole.

We should tip DFGL.