Liars are oppressed by their own lies.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Drunk. Bit irresponsible of me considering I'm meeting my boyfriend's mother tomorrow. I hope I'm not hungover.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Joel Knox on June 27, 2012, 06:34:46 PMDrunk. Bit irresponsible of me considering I'm meeting my boyfriend's mother tomorrow. I hope I'm not hungover.^I initially read that as "my boyfriend's master." And didn't question it. Was it really only a couple of years ago I'd had virtually no exposure to poly or kink? Jeez.