A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 22, 2012, 12:18:34 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:20:07 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:13:05 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:07:34 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:05:01 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:02:08 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:00:18 PMmy throat feels better, after my run erlier it felt like someone had stabed it with a knife, twisted it round four or five times, removed, rinsed, and repeated. Were you running in very cold air? Do you have asthma? how was your nap cbc? and no, my throat does this every time i run simply because im that out of shape. it also does not help the ammount of phlegm i was coughing up... spitting lougies out about the size of a sphere with the diameter of a quarter. good timesalso had a bloodie nose when i woke up this morning and have no clue why It was a good nap! I hope your phlegm problem is gone soon, as for the nosebleed I have a friend at work who woke up with one too. Sometimes dry air (indoors or outdoors) is all it takes to irritate the nose and cause a bleed.i probably have nose cancer, i have had two nose bleeds in the last month and before that i have not had one in years. I never had a nosebleed till about three years ago, now I get them every winter. Talk to your doctor about the nose and throat stuff, but don't panic in the meantime. ill avoid my family doc thanks. aparantly shes lost her medical licence taken away four times. How is it that she is still in practice then? Why was her license suspended?
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:20:07 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:13:05 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:07:34 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:05:01 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:02:08 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:00:18 PMmy throat feels better, after my run erlier it felt like someone had stabed it with a knife, twisted it round four or five times, removed, rinsed, and repeated. Were you running in very cold air? Do you have asthma? how was your nap cbc? and no, my throat does this every time i run simply because im that out of shape. it also does not help the ammount of phlegm i was coughing up... spitting lougies out about the size of a sphere with the diameter of a quarter. good timesalso had a bloodie nose when i woke up this morning and have no clue why It was a good nap! I hope your phlegm problem is gone soon, as for the nosebleed I have a friend at work who woke up with one too. Sometimes dry air (indoors or outdoors) is all it takes to irritate the nose and cause a bleed.i probably have nose cancer, i have had two nose bleeds in the last month and before that i have not had one in years. I never had a nosebleed till about three years ago, now I get them every winter. Talk to your doctor about the nose and throat stuff, but don't panic in the meantime. ill avoid my family doc thanks. aparantly shes lost her medical licence taken away four times.
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:13:05 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:07:34 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:05:01 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:02:08 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:00:18 PMmy throat feels better, after my run erlier it felt like someone had stabed it with a knife, twisted it round four or five times, removed, rinsed, and repeated. Were you running in very cold air? Do you have asthma? how was your nap cbc? and no, my throat does this every time i run simply because im that out of shape. it also does not help the ammount of phlegm i was coughing up... spitting lougies out about the size of a sphere with the diameter of a quarter. good timesalso had a bloodie nose when i woke up this morning and have no clue why It was a good nap! I hope your phlegm problem is gone soon, as for the nosebleed I have a friend at work who woke up with one too. Sometimes dry air (indoors or outdoors) is all it takes to irritate the nose and cause a bleed.i probably have nose cancer, i have had two nose bleeds in the last month and before that i have not had one in years. I never had a nosebleed till about three years ago, now I get them every winter. Talk to your doctor about the nose and throat stuff, but don't panic in the meantime.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:07:34 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:05:01 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:02:08 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:00:18 PMmy throat feels better, after my run erlier it felt like someone had stabed it with a knife, twisted it round four or five times, removed, rinsed, and repeated. Were you running in very cold air? Do you have asthma? how was your nap cbc? and no, my throat does this every time i run simply because im that out of shape. it also does not help the ammount of phlegm i was coughing up... spitting lougies out about the size of a sphere with the diameter of a quarter. good timesalso had a bloodie nose when i woke up this morning and have no clue why It was a good nap! I hope your phlegm problem is gone soon, as for the nosebleed I have a friend at work who woke up with one too. Sometimes dry air (indoors or outdoors) is all it takes to irritate the nose and cause a bleed.i probably have nose cancer, i have had two nose bleeds in the last month and before that i have not had one in years.
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:05:01 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:02:08 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:00:18 PMmy throat feels better, after my run erlier it felt like someone had stabed it with a knife, twisted it round four or five times, removed, rinsed, and repeated. Were you running in very cold air? Do you have asthma? how was your nap cbc? and no, my throat does this every time i run simply because im that out of shape. it also does not help the ammount of phlegm i was coughing up... spitting lougies out about the size of a sphere with the diameter of a quarter. good timesalso had a bloodie nose when i woke up this morning and have no clue why It was a good nap! I hope your phlegm problem is gone soon, as for the nosebleed I have a friend at work who woke up with one too. Sometimes dry air (indoors or outdoors) is all it takes to irritate the nose and cause a bleed.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2012, 11:02:08 PMQuote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:00:18 PMmy throat feels better, after my run erlier it felt like someone had stabed it with a knife, twisted it round four or five times, removed, rinsed, and repeated. Were you running in very cold air? Do you have asthma? how was your nap cbc? and no, my throat does this every time i run simply because im that out of shape. it also does not help the ammount of phlegm i was coughing up... spitting lougies out about the size of a sphere with the diameter of a quarter. good timesalso had a bloodie nose when i woke up this morning and have no clue why
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 21, 2012, 11:00:18 PMmy throat feels better, after my run erlier it felt like someone had stabed it with a knife, twisted it round four or five times, removed, rinsed, and repeated. Were you running in very cold air? Do you have asthma?
my throat feels better, after my run erlier it felt like someone had stabed it with a knife, twisted it round four or five times, removed, rinsed, and repeated.
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Sinking feeling in the stomach because of car repair costs. Just starting the repairs.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 23, 2012, 03:16:21 PMSinking feeling in the stomach because of car repair costs. Just starting the repairs.What all needs to be done and how much is it going to cost?I know something like a rear main oil seal can be costly to replace because either the engine or transmission needs to come out to replace the seal which is between them.