I am stood upon a golden piano wearing a metallic pink playsuit and pink platform knee high boots with a cubic zirconia encrusted gold monacle, matching tiara, and bowtie singing "Danny Boy" in a thick dublin accent and having a pretend fight with myself in the mirror.
A bit far fetched? I spose so cus i don't even know all the verses to Danny Boy!
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