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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6630 on: August 25, 2013, 10:21:58 AM »
Uggh fuck.

I got home not that long ago, from picking blackberries. Only there are loads of nettles mixed in with the bushes. Absolutely masses of ripe, fat, juicy blackberries, some of them fucking huge, up to around an inch long, but often tucked away in the midst of a load of nettles. Got stung to fuck, all over my hands, and all the way up my arms, and over one side of my face. Little fucking cunting bastardlyshite things; I hate nettles.


At least though I managed to gather a great big bag full of some of the biggest, juciest, sweetest blackberries I have ever tasted, albeit at the price of a face full of nettle stings. Not quite sure what to do with them yet though. I've made plenty of blackberry pies over the last few years, so I'd quite like to try something new....but what...

Any suggestions, people?

Lestat, often catfoot grows in the vicinity of nettles. Rubbing the nettle reaction with bruised catfoot leaves will help alleviate the reaction. Juice of plantago major also helps.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6631 on: August 25, 2013, 10:24:43 AM »
Another over-reaction on a mosquito bite. I used to be immune for them. Now I'm having my ankle on ice, and am happy to discover a bit of it's former shape again, after a day of cooling and keeping calm.

Wonder if this is a vit B deficiency. Will get that tested come Tuesday, maybe even Monday.

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Allergic reaction sounds like.

I only overreact on mosquito bites that will endure some rubbing during the day. This one was on the edge of my shoe band. So, it got rubbed all day. Spreading the venom. And, me overreacting then. So I think it does not fall into the category of allergies. Still a nasty reaction. I could fit into my shoe again this morning. So, all is going well, foot nearly looking normal.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6632 on: August 25, 2013, 12:26:54 PM »
Hot shower still triggers my foot to swell a little.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6633 on: August 25, 2013, 01:54:17 PM »
Jesus, he who 'invented' the fart, christ.. my internet connection is überly screwed at the moment.

Ridiculous.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6634 on: August 25, 2013, 02:53:07 PM »
Jesus invented the fart?  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6635 on: August 25, 2013, 02:58:48 PM »
:-\

Probably not. Reinvented, maybe. Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the last supper, though, doesn't it?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6636 on: August 25, 2013, 03:37:46 PM »
Jesus, he who 'invented' the fart, christ.. my internet connection is überly screwed at the moment.

Ridiculous.

Is that a Dutch idiom? :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6637 on: August 25, 2013, 07:17:24 PM »

No, no, no, nachos.  He did invent the fart. Jeeh, the smelly one, Sus. Or, 'the fart master' he was called also, back then. Read the manuscripts.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6638 on: August 25, 2013, 08:26:13 PM »

No, no, no, nachos.  He did invent the fart. Jeeh, the smelly one, Sus. Or, 'the fart master' he was called also, back then. Read the manuscripts.

"Jesus the Fart Master" would be an interesting, if blasphemous, username. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6639 on: August 25, 2013, 09:27:12 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6640 on: August 26, 2013, 04:58:05 AM »
When I try to derail a thread, it just won't get derailed.  Darn.

Did you post about :bounce:? If not, post about :bounce:. :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6641 on: August 26, 2013, 12:39:07 PM »
Idiots. They are all fucking idiots.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6642 on: August 26, 2013, 12:41:51 PM »
Idiots. They are all fucking idiots.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6643 on: August 28, 2013, 07:57:16 AM »
Pyraxis went on a trip and brought me back a rhinovirus as a souvenir.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6644 on: August 28, 2013, 01:24:31 PM »
Pyraxis went on a trip and brought me back a rhinovirus as a souvenir.

How thoughtful.  :flyingbat:




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