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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6510 on: August 09, 2013, 06:56:49 PM »
Fucking AC is noisy.  >:(

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually. :zoinks:

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain!  :o

If you're female, you could use a double dildo. :2thumbsup:

      Or not. :M
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6511 on: August 09, 2013, 06:58:12 PM »
  My mouse is very uncooperative lately, how the hell am I supposed to postwhore?  :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6512 on: August 09, 2013, 06:59:34 PM »
  Stupid headphones keep coming unplugged from the jack, how the hell am I supposed to postwhore?  :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6513 on: August 09, 2013, 10:34:59 PM »
Fucking AC is noisy.  >:(

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually. :zoinks:

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain!  :o

If you're female, you could use a double dildo. :2thumbsup:

      Or not. :M

It would make the dildo cold, wouldn't it? :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6514 on: August 09, 2013, 10:44:27 PM »
Fucking AC is noisy.  >:(

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually. :zoinks:

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain!  :o

If you're female, you could use a double dildo. :2thumbsup:

      Or not. :M

It would make the dildo cold, wouldn't it? :(

  I have no knowledge of such matters.  :M :angel:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6515 on: August 09, 2013, 10:51:03 PM »
Fucking AC is noisy.  >:(

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually. :zoinks:

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain!  :o

If you're female, you could use a double dildo. :2thumbsup:

      Or not. :M

It would make the dildo cold, wouldn't it? :(

  I have no knowledge of such matters.  :M :angel:

So you warm yours up? :zoinks:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6516 on: August 09, 2013, 11:02:40 PM »
My left thumb nail is still not completely off and I have to tape it so it doesn't get caught on things
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6517 on: August 09, 2013, 11:07:13 PM »
Fucking AC is noisy.  >:(

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually. :zoinks:

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain!  :o

If you're female, you could use a double dildo. :2thumbsup:

      Or not. :M

It would make the dildo cold, wouldn't it? :(

  I have no knowledge of such matters.  :M :angel:

So you warm yours up? :zoinks:

  This line of questioning is in violation of NSA standards.  You'll have to come with us.  :police: ; :police:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6518 on: August 09, 2013, 11:14:29 PM »
Fucking AC is noisy.  >:(

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually. :zoinks:

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain!  :o

If you're female, you could use a double dildo. :2thumbsup:

      Or not. :M

It would make the dildo cold, wouldn't it? :(

  I have no knowledge of such matters.  :M :angel:

So you warm yours up? :zoinks:

  This line of questioning is in violation of NSA standards.  You'll have to come with us.  :police: ; :police:

Oh, no! It's the NSA. :GA:

What will we do now? We can't talk about the thread topic. :dunno:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6519 on: August 09, 2013, 11:18:51 PM »
  Well, we would prefer that this thread were titled  "One Quick Beef,"  but just keep the complaints G-rated!  :police:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6520 on: August 09, 2013, 11:20:29 PM »
  Well, we would prefer that this thread were titled  "One Quick Beef,"  but just keep the complaints G-rated!  :police:

*G-rated

*I2

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6521 on: August 09, 2013, 11:27:14 PM »
  Well, we would prefer that this thread were titled  "One Quick Beef,"  but just keep the complaints G-rated!  :police:

*G-rated

*I2

:LMAO:

  It is the duty of every citizen to keep public discourse courteous and wholesome.  :police:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6522 on: August 10, 2013, 02:07:37 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6523 on: August 10, 2013, 06:22:19 AM »
Fucking AC is noisy.  >:(

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually. :zoinks:

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain!  :o

If you're female, you could use a double dildo. :2thumbsup:

      Or not. :M

It would make the dildo cold, wouldn't it? :(

  I have no knowledge of such matters.  :M :angel:

So you warm yours up? :zoinks:

LOLed

Probably a good idea.

I'd hate to be an Eskimo lady. I suppose it would help one stay warm after things got going, but until then....brrrr!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6524 on: August 10, 2013, 07:03:14 AM »
  Well, we would prefer that this thread were titled  "One Quick Beef,"  but just keep the complaints G-rated!  :police:

*G-rated

*I2

:LMAO:

  It is the duty of every citizen to keep public discourse courteous and wholesome.  :police:

I am nothing if not wholesome. :P

My left thumb nail is still not completely off and I have to tape it so it doesn't get caught on things

If thine nail offend thee, rip it off.  :flyingbat:

The innocent :hyke: has been possessed by the evil :cbc:. :mwhaha: The power of Christ compels you! :christ:

Fucking AC is noisy.  >:(

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually. :zoinks:

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain!  :o

If you're female, you could use a double dildo. :2thumbsup:

      Or not. :M

It would make the dildo cold, wouldn't it? :(

  I have no knowledge of such matters.  :M :angel:

So you warm yours up? :zoinks:

LOLed

Probably a good idea.

I'd hate to be an Eskimo lady. I suppose it would help one stay warm after things got going, but until then....brrrr!

;)

They make special lube for that.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.