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Offline odeon

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6465 on: July 30, 2013, 11:32:31 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on July 29, 2013, 11:33:19 PM
I'm worried I might end up on the surgeon's table, eventually. I don't want to. I'm not brave enough. :(

If the pain and discomfort becomes big enough, you will grow brave enough.

There are people who have more luck with recovering than DD has. By the time it is my turn, I hope I will be one of those people with luck. I know a woman who had a very easy first replacement. Her second hip replacement is a long and true pain in the ass for her though.

Sometimes I wonder if my turn will be before I turn fifty, on other days I think it may be decades away from me. Bad hips run in my family. And I passed the genes on.

I've never really found out if mine is a bad hip or something else. :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6466 on: July 31, 2013, 08:08:07 AM »
Weather forecasters (radio, newspaper and online) are saying that coming Friday the temperature will rise as high as 35C/95F. What the fuck.  :GA:

*checks map.. looking for where he lives again*
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6467 on: July 31, 2013, 03:05:14 PM »
We are supposed to have close to 30C.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6468 on: July 31, 2013, 06:43:14 PM »
  I'm off to the dentist yet again tomorrow, to have a certain ceramic gumline filling fixed for
  what I believe will be the fourth time.  FFS let's hope this time does the trick!  I'm tired of going to the dentist!  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6469 on: July 31, 2013, 06:44:11 PM »
  My post-per-day average is so low, and I'm too lazy to postwhore.  :yawn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6470 on: July 31, 2013, 06:45:23 PM »
  This new batch of duct tape just doesn't cling to things the way it should, wtf?!  :mad:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6471 on: July 31, 2013, 06:47:18 PM »
My Karma per post is abhorrent! :LMAO:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6472 on: July 31, 2013, 06:49:36 PM »
Quote from: Trigger 11 on July 31, 2013, 06:47:18 PM
My Karma per post is abhorrent! :LMAO:

      I just gave you a little boost.  :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6473 on: July 31, 2013, 07:33:41 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 31, 2013, 06:45:23 PM
  This new batch of duct tape just doesn't cling to things the way it should, wtf?!  :mad:

Are your victims getting away again?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6474 on: July 31, 2013, 07:47:46 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on July 31, 2013, 07:33:41 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 31, 2013, 06:45:23 PM
  This new batch of duct tape just doesn't cling to things the way it should, wtf?!  :mad:

Are your victims getting away again?

      :evilplus:   Ruling an Empire, I suppose you do see the dark side of human nature!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6475 on: July 31, 2013, 08:03:22 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on July 31, 2013, 07:33:41 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 31, 2013, 06:45:23 PM
  This new batch of duct tape just doesn't cling to things the way it should, wtf?!  :mad:

Are your victims getting away again?

  Your Majesty, if you have information about Weeble felonies, you'll have to come with us!   :police:  :queenie:  :police:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6476 on: July 31, 2013, 08:47:29 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on July 31, 2013, 07:33:41 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 31, 2013, 06:45:23 PM
  This new batch of duct tape just doesn't cling to things the way it should, wtf?!  :mad:

Are your victims getting away again?

:plus:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6477 on: August 01, 2013, 09:37:22 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 31, 2013, 06:45:23 PM
  This new batch of duct tape just doesn't cling to things the way it should, wtf?!  :mad:

Some of the cheaper brands like the ones from Ocean State Job Lot  are useless look for 3M or another big manufacturers
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6478 on: August 01, 2013, 09:59:45 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 31, 2013, 08:03:22 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on July 31, 2013, 07:33:41 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 31, 2013, 06:45:23 PM
  This new batch of duct tape just doesn't cling to things the way it should, wtf?!  :mad:

Are your victims getting away again?

  Your Majesty, if you have information about Weeble felonies, you'll have to come with us!   :police:  :queenie:  :police:

It's not a felony, but a comedy of errors.  She's trying to wrap sheep in cling wrap, but it ends up clinging to her and the sheep together.  :sheeplove:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6479 on: August 01, 2013, 11:03:52 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 31, 2013, 06:43:14 PM
  I'm off to the dentist yet again tomorrow, to have a certain ceramic gumline filling fixed for
  what I believe will be the fourth time.  FFS let's hope this time does the trick!  I'm tired of going to the dentist!  :tard:

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