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Offline odeon

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4005 on: September 10, 2012, 10:39:49 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on September 10, 2012, 07:12:57 PM
Today my intern accidentally marked every file on one of the servers for delete.  :zombiefuck:


(Hey at least I have an intern. This is new.)

Kill him.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4006 on: September 10, 2012, 10:52:16 PM »
I'll feed him to the bears in the parking garage.

@Lestat, he didn't actually delete them, because he didn't check in his changes. It's a third-party file management system. He just locked up the depot for anybody else editing it, until we got on his machine and fixed it at the command line.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4007 on: September 10, 2012, 10:54:47 PM »
Going to spend two days training users, starting today. I'm so not looking forward to this.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4008 on: September 10, 2012, 10:56:05 PM »
Ugh, my sympathies.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4009 on: September 10, 2012, 11:50:05 PM »
Quote from: odeon on September 10, 2012, 10:54:47 PM
Going to spend two days training users, starting today. I'm so not looking forward to this.

  Awww come on, open your heart to the n00bs!  ----->    :tard:  :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4010 on: September 11, 2012, 12:34:29 AM »
I second odeon-kill the fucker to death.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4011 on: September 11, 2012, 01:12:04 AM »
coughing and general nausea season has started, for the youngest.  :thumbdn:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4012 on: September 11, 2012, 05:41:35 PM »
Quote from: odeon on September 10, 2012, 10:54:47 PM
Going to spend two days training users, starting today. I'm so not looking forward to this.

I remember the day the office was brought from the 18th to the 20th century.  We were still using pencils and workpaper for our audits. 

The office bought individual computers, modems and printers for everyone and had a one week training course for almost 150 employees, 50 of us at a time.  So this was a MAJOR investment. 

The big boss got up at the start of our class and said that he understood that this was a major change for a lot of us (like yeah, I couldn't even turn on the damn thing) and he could understand this.  He was willing to write a good letter of recommendation for anyone who thought they could not make the change.  Needless to say I became verrrry chummy with my computer.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4013 on: September 11, 2012, 09:25:02 PM »
Lol, did you check that the motherboards clockwork had been wound up before trying to turn it on?:D
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4014 on: September 11, 2012, 11:04:40 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on September 11, 2012, 05:41:35 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 10, 2012, 10:54:47 PM
Going to spend two days training users, starting today. I'm so not looking forward to this.

I remember the day the office was brought from the 18th to the 20th century.  We were still using pencils and workpaper for our audits. 

The office bought individual computers, modems and printers for everyone and had a one week training course for almost 150 employees, 50 of us at a time.  So this was a MAJOR investment. 

The big boss got up at the start of our class and said that he understood that this was a major change for a lot of us (like yeah, I couldn't even turn on the damn thing) and he could understand this.  He was willing to write a good letter of recommendation for anyone who thought they could not make the change.  Needless to say I became verrrry chummy with my computer.

I'm going to use that strategy. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4015 on: September 11, 2012, 11:06:39 PM »
I'm despairing, though. While we are dooing everything in our power to create an easy-to-use system, a few brain cells are an absolute requirement.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4016 on: September 12, 2012, 06:28:54 AM »
Quote from: odeon on September 11, 2012, 11:06:39 PM
I'm despairing, though. While we are doing everything in our power to create an easy-to-use system, a few brain cells are an absolute requirement.

  I've got at least a few brain cells!  Maybe I can help!   :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4017 on: September 12, 2012, 07:55:03 AM »
Quote from: odeon on September 11, 2012, 11:06:39 PM
I'm despairing, though. While we are dooing everything in our power to create an easy-to-use system, a few brain cells are an absolute requirement.

Good luck in finding some. Common sense and brain cells don't seem to be in great supply anymore. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4018 on: September 12, 2012, 08:17:01 AM »


Quote from: couldbecousin on September 10, 2012, 11:50:05 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 10, 2012, 10:54:47 PM
Going to spend two days training users, starting today. I'm so not looking forward to this.

  Awww come on, open your heart to the b00bs!  ----->     :bounce:


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4019 on: September 12, 2012, 08:58:17 AM »
Fart.. yestereve I've cut my hand with a kitchen knife. Will be fine again (in a while) but it hurts like fuck at the moment.
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