Fart, cut my fingertip with a knife a minute ago. (well, no biggie, just inconvenient)
Ouch.
Got a visit from the police today. Fucking hate cops and always have. "Domestic disturbance" lodged by a "concerned neighbour". The domestic disturbance?
I was growling at my teenage boy. They better fucking brace themselves as teenagers tend to generate disagreements and I won't lower my voice when it happens. I will not use voilence. I have my tone and volume and the force and conviction behind each word.
The police tried to pass it off as them doing me a service. I disagreed and they looked a little embarassed leaving to be honest.