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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1965 on: December 31, 2011, 03:07:31 AM »
Quote from: PPK on December 31, 2011, 03:04:50 AM
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Quote from: Callaway on December 30, 2011, 10:18:28 PM
I have a splinter in my finger that I have been unable to remove.

 It might work its way out months later, that happened to me one time!  :orly:
Remove the beam from thy owne eye ere criticizing the splinter in her finger.  :angel: And if a splinter in the finger offend thee cut it out for it is better to get to heaven with a bleeding finger than be cast into hell with a hurted finger.   :christ:

 Back you go to Bible school, even I know you made a mess of that quote.  :hahaha:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1966 on: December 31, 2011, 03:09:19 AM »
 PPK has almost as much karma as I have, it just isn't fair!  :bigcry:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1967 on: December 31, 2011, 03:23:12 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 31, 2011, 03:09:19 AM
PPK has almost as much karma as I have, it just isn't fair!  :bigcry:
:plus: for being a damn crybaby.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1968 on: December 31, 2011, 03:51:56 AM »
Let's all have a good cry.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1969 on: December 31, 2011, 03:53:14 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1970 on: December 31, 2011, 05:36:28 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 30, 2011, 06:07:14 AM
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Fucking spiders everywhere. I get itchy thinking about it.

 And you Australians have some of the scariest spiders I've ever seen!  :hide:

Didn't happen in Australia, but while I was trying to sleep on the roof of the house in Lebanon, I felt something stinging on my right arm causing the pain to extend to my right hip. I got myself up to see what was causing this pain when I see a bigass centipede crawling across my arm. After I quickly flicked it off the roof, I looked at my arm and noticed a few red spots on it, where the centipede did its stinging.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1971 on: December 31, 2011, 06:17:11 AM »
Ew. :: shudders :: Centipedes are gross. Don't know if they can make you ill though. Can they?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1972 on: December 31, 2011, 08:06:01 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on December 31, 2011, 06:17:11 AM
Ew. :: shudders :: Centipedes are gross. Don't know if they can make you ill though. Can they?

I had a couple of centipede hallucinations over the next few nights after that. But otherwise, I was ok. :cbc:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1973 on: December 31, 2011, 08:27:27 AM »
Oh geez, the hallucinations are perfectly understandable after that happened to you. Must have been a powerful sting too.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1974 on: December 31, 2011, 08:32:59 AM »
 The cold sore is tiny but it still hasn't gone away after a week of treatment!  :violin:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1975 on: December 31, 2011, 09:26:23 AM »
Dammit, I hate it when I choke on my own spit. :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1976 on: December 31, 2011, 09:32:42 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on December 31, 2011, 09:26:23 AM
Dammit, I hate it when I choke on my own spit. :autism:

 Me too, it just makes me look so dorky and clumsy!  :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1977 on: December 31, 2011, 09:34:03 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on December 31, 2011, 08:27:27 AM
Oh geez, the hallucinations are perfectly understandable after that happened to you. Must have been a powerful sting too.

Not really. It didn't hurt after that. Just I got a bit panicky after what happened, that's all.

And yeah, the spit thing sucks when it happens.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1978 on: December 31, 2011, 09:35:07 AM »
Quote from: Calavera on December 31, 2011, 09:34:03 AM
Quote from: renaeden on December 31, 2011, 08:27:27 AM
Oh geez, the hallucinations are perfectly understandable after that happened to you. Must have been a powerful sting too.

Not really. It didn't hurt after that. Just I got a bit panicky after what happened, that's all.

And yeah, the spit thing sucks when it happens.

 You know what else sucks?  Dribbling when drinking!  I hate missing my mouth!  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1979 on: December 31, 2011, 09:36:43 AM »
Am a professional water jar drinker. So I don't have that issue much.
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