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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1950 on: December 29, 2011, 07:11:32 PM »
Quote from: PPK on December 29, 2011, 06:31:43 PM
I don't like it either. I only used it back then.

 Yet you say you condition your hair every day.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1951 on: December 30, 2011, 12:31:08 AM »
My social skills still suck balls.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1952 on: December 30, 2011, 12:37:32 AM »
I know how that feels.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1953 on: December 30, 2011, 02:52:42 AM »
There were loads of people on just earlier and they all left without posting!  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1954 on: December 30, 2011, 05:54:09 AM »
Fucking spiders everywhere. I get itchy thinking about it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1955 on: December 30, 2011, 06:07:14 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on December 30, 2011, 05:54:09 AM
Fucking spiders everywhere. I get itchy thinking about it.

 And you Australians have some of the scariest spiders I've ever seen!  :hide:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1956 on: December 30, 2011, 08:01:34 PM »
Had an unsuccessful repair session with my unworking NES :thumbdn: 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1957 on: December 30, 2011, 10:18:28 PM »
I have a splinter in my finger that I have been unable to remove.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1958 on: December 30, 2011, 10:26:49 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on December 30, 2011, 10:18:28 PM
I have a splinter in my finger that I have been unable to remove.

Maybe this?

A Miraculous Way to Remove a Splinter

You will need:

•about a teaspoon of Vicks' Vapour Rub
•1 large plaster
Method:

•clean the dry the area of skin around the splinter
•apply the Vicks' Vapour Rub to the splinter's area
•stick the plaster over the area - you may need to bandage the plaster on - it is very important that the plaster does not come off
•leave for a few hours or overnight
•remove the plaster carefully - the splinter will have worked its way out and be on the plaster
•dispose of the plaster carefully
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1959 on: December 30, 2011, 10:58:58 PM »
I was just invited to a New Years Eve party. I like the people that are having it  :thumbup: but don't want to be around that many people and noise.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1960 on: December 30, 2011, 11:02:03 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 30, 2011, 10:26:49 PM
Quote from: Callaway on December 30, 2011, 10:18:28 PM
I have a splinter in my finger that I have been unable to remove.

Maybe this?

A Miraculous Way to Remove a Splinter

You will need:

•about a teaspoon of Vicks' Vapour Rub
•1 large plaster
Method:

•clean the dry the area of skin around the splinter
•apply the Vicks' Vapour Rub to the splinter's area
•stick the plaster over the area - you may need to bandage the plaster on - it is very important that the plaster does not come off
•leave for a few hours or overnight
•remove the plaster carefully - the splinter will have worked its way out and be on the plaster
•dispose of the plaster carefully

It's certainly worth a try.  Do you think that "plaster" means Band-Aid?

It's a fiberglass splinter that I got from a splintering tent pole.  I got most of it out, but there's this little stubborn piece that I can move with the point of the needle, but I can't grasp with tweezers and it's deep enough that it bleeds when I try.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1961 on: December 30, 2011, 11:03:47 PM »
Sometimes you just need to dig in with a sharp blade.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1962 on: December 30, 2011, 11:39:02 PM »
Plaster in that case does indeed mean Band-Aid.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1963 on: December 31, 2011, 02:41:43 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on December 30, 2011, 10:18:28 PM
I have a splinter in my finger that I have been unable to remove.

 It might work its way out months later, that happened to me one time!  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1964 on: December 31, 2011, 03:04:50 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 31, 2011, 02:41:43 AM
Quote from: Callaway on December 30, 2011, 10:18:28 PM
I have a splinter in my finger that I have been unable to remove.

 It might work its way out months later, that happened to me one time!  :orly:
Remove the beam from thy owne eye ere criticizing the splinter in her finger.  :angel: And if a splinter in the finger offend thee cut it out for it is better to get to heaven with a bleeding finger than be cast into hell with a hurted finger.   :christ:
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