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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1920 on: December 28, 2011, 07:56:22 AM »
Quote from: Adam on December 27, 2011, 05:51:07 PM
FUCKING HELL I CANT STOP COUGHING. NOT ONE COUGH IS GIVING ME ANY RELIEF BUT I STILL CANT STOP MYSELF COUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 A good expectorant cough syrup would loosen any congestion so that your coughs could
 relieve it.  I take a cough syrup that is a combined expectorant and cough suppressant.  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1921 on: December 28, 2011, 07:58:42 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 27, 2011, 08:05:33 PM
Quote from: Adam on December 27, 2011, 05:51:07 PM
FUCKING HELL I CANT STOP COUGHING. NOT ONE COUGH IS GIVING ME ANY RELIEF BUT I STILL CANT STOP MYSELF COUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PA had that problem one time.  After almost nonstop coughing one day I gave him a pain pill in desperation.  It somehow stopped the coughing and he was able to go to sleep soon afterwards.  Don't know how hard it would be for you to get a pain pill..

Was there codeine in the painkiller by any chance?

Codeine does stop the coughing reflex, and is used for that, when people cough out of reflex, without there being anything to cough up.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1922 on: December 28, 2011, 08:17:35 AM »
It's really windy today, and it was the collection day for paper, plastic and metal recycling.  The council gives us a plastic box and reusable woven sacks for our recycling stuff, and they disappeared down the street after they'd been emptied.  There's also a fair number of plastic bottles galloping down the street, and bits of soggy paper and other crap lying around.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1923 on: December 28, 2011, 06:45:15 PM »
Quote from: Peter on December 28, 2011, 08:17:35 AM
It's really windy today, and it was the collection day for paper, plastic and metal recycling.  The council gives us a plastic box and reusable woven sacks for our recycling stuff, and they disappeared down the street after they'd been emptied.  There's also a fair number of plastic bottles galloping down the street, and bits of soggy paper and other crap lying around.

 That sounds like my neighborhood, minus the woven bags!  When I got home tonight,
 I picked up the scattered recyclable stuff that I recognized as mine, put it in my plastic
 box, and brought it back inside.  Winter cold has arrived at last!  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1924 on: December 28, 2011, 06:48:47 PM »
 I weighed myself at the mall tonight, on a scale outside the nutritional-supplements
 store, but it's on wheels so every day it may be positioned a little differently.  There's
 definitely something wrong with it, because it says I weigh the same as I did two weeks
 ago, and I know for a fact that I weigh less because of how I feel and because of the
 way certain body parts have gotten smaller since I started my diet.  :angel:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1925 on: December 28, 2011, 09:41:40 PM »
Usually people give up on diets around Christmas/New Year's because of all the food they eat.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1926 on: December 28, 2011, 09:46:38 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 28, 2011, 06:48:47 PM
I weighed myself at the mall tonight, on a scale outside the nutritional-supplements
 store, but it's on wheels so every day it may be positioned a little differently.  There's
 definitely something wrong with it, because it says I weigh the same as I did two weeks
 ago, and I know for a fact that I weigh less because of how I feel and because of the
 way certain body parts have gotten smaller since I started my diet.  :angel:
Just the facts Maam.
 :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1927 on: December 28, 2011, 09:49:18 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on December 28, 2011, 09:41:40 PM
Usually people give up on diets around Christmas/New Year's because of all the food they eat.

 I thought I'd get a head start this year!  :situp:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1928 on: December 28, 2011, 09:50:44 PM »
Quote from: PPK on December 28, 2011, 09:46:38 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 28, 2011, 06:48:47 PM
I weighed myself at the mall tonight, on a scale outside the nutritional-supplements
 store, but it's on wheels so every day it may be positioned a little differently.  There's
 definitely something wrong with it, because it says I weigh the same as I did two weeks
 ago, and I know for a fact that I weigh less because of how I feel and because of the
 way certain body parts have gotten smaller since I started my diet.  :angel:
Just the facts Maam.
 :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police:

 Awww, look, it's the famed  "Blue Wall."  Those cops refuse to rat me out to you!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1929 on: December 28, 2011, 10:18:32 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 28, 2011, 09:50:44 PM
Quote from: PPK on December 28, 2011, 09:46:38 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 28, 2011, 06:48:47 PM
I weighed myself at the mall tonight, on a scale outside the nutritional-supplements
 store, but it's on wheels so every day it may be positioned a little differently.  There's
 definitely something wrong with it, because it says I weigh the same as I did two weeks
 ago, and I know for a fact that I weigh less because of how I feel and because of the
 way certain body parts have gotten smaller since I started my diet.  :angel:
Just the facts Maam.
 :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police:

 Awww, look, it's the famed  "Blue Wall."  Those cops refuse to rat me out to you!  :2thumbsup:
:indeed: Here are two moar cops to protect you.

http://www.xhamster.com/movies/166528/lesbian_police_women.html
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1930 on: December 28, 2011, 10:25:35 PM »
^That link looks suspiciously familiar...
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1931 on: December 28, 2011, 10:27:19 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on December 28, 2011, 10:25:35 PM
^That link looks suspiciously familiar...

 It is!  it's the lesbian hamster secks link!  Don't click!   :hamsterwheel:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1932 on: December 28, 2011, 10:37:04 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1933 on: December 28, 2011, 10:41:24 PM »
Quote from: PPK on December 28, 2011, 10:37:04 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 Mind you, I didn't click on it this time either.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1934 on: December 28, 2011, 10:45:31 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 28, 2011, 10:41:24 PM
Quote from: PPK on December 28, 2011, 10:37:04 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 Mind you, I didn't click on it this time either.  :zoinks:
No. You just got all judgmental w/o bothering to see what the story is about.  :thumbdn:
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