A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Heinrich on September 21, 2011, 11:43:13 AMQuote from: Binty on September 21, 2011, 11:01:36 AMQuote from: Heinrich on September 21, 2011, 10:36:56 AMI miss London (...and a few people there)The South not so poncey after all? well there are some awesome boobs and a very nice arse down there but yeh I do actually like London tbh. looking forward to going backQuote from: odeon on September 21, 2011, 12:15:08 PMI really liked London. Fuckin A!
Quote from: Binty on September 21, 2011, 11:01:36 AMQuote from: Heinrich on September 21, 2011, 10:36:56 AMI miss London (...and a few people there)The South not so poncey after all? well there are some awesome boobs and a very nice arse down there but yeh I do actually like London tbh. looking forward to going back
Quote from: Heinrich on September 21, 2011, 10:36:56 AMI miss London (...and a few people there)The South not so poncey after all?
I miss London (...and a few people there)
I really liked London.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 20, 2011, 05:42:23 AMSo far, so good.Thick glossy fashion catalogues are the evil though.To hell with online fashion shopping. Let them walk malls. Got a lot to return already. Including admin stuff Mr Dickhead decided not to do and to hide in my mail as well. If someone else has to prepare my rounds tomorrow, they can't even properly do this, because he misplaced stuff containing data........He still is able to surprise me.
So far, so good.Thick glossy fashion catalogues are the evil though.To hell with online fashion shopping. Let them walk malls.
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 20, 2011, 07:51:50 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 20, 2011, 05:42:23 AMSo far, so good.Thick glossy fashion catalogues are the evil though.To hell with online fashion shopping. Let them walk malls. Got a lot to return already. Including admin stuff Mr Dickhead decided not to do and to hide in my mail as well. If someone else has to prepare my rounds tomorrow, they can't even properly do this, because he misplaced stuff containing data........He still is able to surprise me. I hope you report him, he needs to be dealt with!
Oh, and @ Peter.. glad you found something that actually helps you without having a too long a list of the more nasty side-effects. Sorry, wished not to sound judgemental, merely stated my view on these type of meds.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
This sucks too.. I don't know how many already this year but again I can throw away a from the inside out rotting pear. On the outside they appear okay when bought but they just cannot get to their normal ripeness without the brown centre rotting. Um, this, due to a very very wet summer we had, this year's pear harvest (in Holland) is fucked up.Bugger, cos I love pears.
My daughter wrote two pages of material without saving, the computer crashed, and now it's MY fault.
Quote from: odeon on September 22, 2011, 12:15:10 PMMy daughter wrote two pages of material without saving, the computer crashed, and now it's MY fault. Of course it is your fault. Without you, there wouldn't have been this computer, and she would have been using a sensible typewriter, making a carbon extra print at the same time. The blame is all yours.
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 22, 2011, 03:04:12 PMQuote from: odeon on September 22, 2011, 12:15:10 PMMy daughter wrote two pages of material without saving, the computer crashed, and now it's MY fault. Of course it is your fault. Without you, there wouldn't have been this computer, and she would have been using a sensible typewriter, making a carbon extra print at the same time. The blame is all yours.Exactly. Now I'm really looking forward to suggesting that sensible typewriter to her.
Quote from: odeon on September 22, 2011, 03:32:10 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 22, 2011, 03:04:12 PMQuote from: odeon on September 22, 2011, 12:15:10 PMMy daughter wrote two pages of material without saving, the computer crashed, and now it's MY fault. Of course it is your fault. Without you, there wouldn't have been this computer, and she would have been using a sensible typewriter, making a carbon extra print at the same time. The blame is all yours.Exactly. Now I'm really looking forward to suggesting that sensible typewriter to her.Pencil and a pad of paper. Never crashes.
Quote from: Cormac Cumberdale on September 22, 2011, 03:44:51 PMQuote from: odeon on September 22, 2011, 03:32:10 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 22, 2011, 03:04:12 PMQuote from: odeon on September 22, 2011, 12:15:10 PMMy daughter wrote two pages of material without saving, the computer crashed, and now it's MY fault. Of course it is your fault. Without you, there wouldn't have been this computer, and she would have been using a sensible typewriter, making a carbon extra print at the same time. The blame is all yours.Exactly. Now I'm really looking forward to suggesting that sensible typewriter to her.Pencil and a pad of paper. Never crashes.But then you can't hear it when they are writing in stead of sleeping. And, there is the matter of ink-stains in the bed. (Yes, ink-stains can happen without Squiddy being around)