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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #17370 on: June 03, 2022, 01:12:19 PM »
Builders... you need them but you know they'll fuck up, well, because. This includes people moving furniture, too, btw.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #17371 on: June 03, 2022, 06:30:16 PM »
Some animal has been making my shed stink :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #17372 on: June 05, 2022, 03:05:54 PM »
Pissed off by a Christian twat thanking god for what he has on LinkedIn, followed by 300+ amens and thank yous. WTF is wrong with these people? One or two had the tenacity to point out the realities of this world, so they were quickly shunned in true Christian fashion while the rest kept on posting hallelujahs.

I don't usually get annoyed by this sort of thing - I just ignore it - but there was something fundamentally in your face about it. As in, do you follow the news, at all? God isn't doing anything particularly worthwhile if all he can come up is some cunt keeping his job while there are wars and famines and climate disasters destroying the planet for everyone else.

Fuck off.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #17373 on: June 05, 2022, 04:10:51 PM »
Amen Brother :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #17374 on: June 07, 2022, 12:42:26 PM »
I got triggered by the old chat transcripts of the conversations with the troll and automaton... I deleted them quickly after I saw that most of the wording was from that fat bitch's mouth.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #17375 on: June 07, 2022, 09:41:16 PM »
I got triggered by the old chat transcripts of the conversations with the troll and automaton... I deleted them quickly after I saw that most of the wording was from that fat bitch's mouth.
Yes, get rid of the lot! :)

Apparently our oven wasn't clean enough for the rental inspector. Gonna have to look up oven cleaning tips.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #17376 on: June 08, 2022, 06:12:31 AM »
I got triggered by the old chat transcripts of the conversations with the troll and automaton... I deleted them quickly after I saw that most of the wording was from that fat bitch's mouth.
Yes, get rid of the lot! :)

Apparently our oven wasn't clean enough for the rental inspector. Gonna have to look up oven cleaning tips.

Ovens can be tough to maintain.
As an old Boomer, I usually resort to chemicals if I make a mess in the oven. I don't like running the Self Cleaning function unless it's winter and the heat would be welcome.
Still, it's a stinky horrible mess to deal with. I use the "green" oven cleaner which has no lye in it, but you still have to apply elbow grease with a baking soda paste to get it clean again.

As a general rule, I keep a stainless steel cookie sheet on the lowest shelf when I bake pies or anything that might boil over.
I used to use a lining of aluminum foil on the very bottom for easy clean up, but the modern oven heating elements can be destroyed by this practice. I had to replace two elements before I learned not to do that.
I also have a battery operated angle grinder I use, to which I apply a Scotch Brite pad as a shortcut to the elbow grease problem. It's made by Dremel, but not cheap.

Does this "failed inspection" mean the inspector has to come back to check your work?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #17377 on: June 08, 2022, 04:52:39 PM »

Apparently our oven wasn't clean enough for the rental inspector. Gonna have to look up oven cleaning tips.

What do you already do to clean it?  :orly: Some years ago the bottom burner on our oven stopped working and that also made the self cleaning function moot. The convection bake works fine and we don't use it a lot anyway, so we've never cared enough about trying to fix it.  :lol1: The self cleaning mode took forever and made the house smell weird, so I was fine with switching to spray oven cleaner. I use Easy Off No Fumes, because it doesn't have to be heated. I use paper napkins first to wipe off the oven cleaner before cleaning it with an all purpose spray, because the black stuff will stain and ruin the cleaning rags. Some people use paper towels but we don't buy paper towels so I use napkins :dunno:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #17378 on: June 08, 2022, 06:34:45 PM »
My anxiety is a bitch, and I fucking hate her so much

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #17379 on: June 08, 2022, 06:36:56 PM »
It's a gas oven so that may be why it doesn't have a self cleaning mode. It's a very basic oven. Kayleigh has always cleaned it because she's the one who mostly uses it. She tried barbecue cleaning cloths, Jif and Gumption. My partner at work suggested products specifically designed to clean ovens and to me that's a no-brainer, heh. Of course we should try that. Next time we are shopping we will buy it.

I like the idea of an angle grinder.

We'll probably get a report letter in the mail telling us that that the oven had better be clean by the next inspection.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #17380 on: June 08, 2022, 06:51:29 PM »
Oven cleaning products are serious stuff. Careful to wear gloves.  :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #17381 on: June 09, 2022, 05:29:16 AM »
Easy-Off Bam for the oven usually does the trick. Ensure adequate ventilation.

Jiff and Gumption are merely abrasive based cleaners.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #17382 on: June 09, 2022, 06:54:20 AM »
My cat has a clogged up butt again.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #17383 on: June 09, 2022, 08:59:05 AM »

Apparently our oven wasn't clean enough for the rental inspector. Gonna have to look up oven cleaning tips.

What do you already do to clean it?  :orly: Some years ago the bottom burner on our oven stopped working and that also made the self cleaning function moot. The convection bake works fine and we don't use it a lot anyway, so we've never cared enough about trying to fix it.  :lol1: The self cleaning mode took forever and made the house smell weird, so I was fine with switching to spray oven cleaner. I use Easy Off No Fumes, because it doesn't have to be heated. I use paper napkins first to wipe off the oven cleaner before cleaning it with an all purpose spray, because the black stuff will stain and ruin the cleaning rags. Some people use paper towels but we don't buy paper towels so I use napkins :dunno:

I use the same shit. I don't use the self clean feature because of the odor and it's known to shorten the lifespan of the appliance...normally frying the motherboard in the newer electric ovens in about 4 years or less, the motherboard is priced accordingly $$ with that knowledge so that it's sometimes cheaper just to buy another oven.

Another "convenience" feature that can become inconvenient.  :laugh:


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #17384 on: June 09, 2022, 10:06:09 AM »
Shifter linkage cable in the van broke
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