Just one quick bitch, part two

["couldbecousin"]

  Cut my finger at work last night on one of those nasty knives. 

[Lestat]

Your probably less liable to cut yourself if you use the sharpest knives you can, because that way you need apply lesser force to cut.

Last night's synthetic labwork went a treat, cut 2 hours or so down to less than 10 minutes using microwave chemistry. The vapors from what I was producing though were singularly irritant, and my eyes were watering like crazy. Splashed my face off with water and stuck on a welding mask to go to sleep. Although I did find in the morning that the product had crystallized perfectly. The fumes were foul though, powerfully lachrymatory (tear gas effect)

Although now the bottom floor of the house is permeated with the most delicious cherry bakewell scent, its intense, like a mixture of cherry bakewells and marzipan. Smells good enough to eat, if such were possible.

[odeon]

Sharp puppy teeth. Ouch.

[Parts]

Hurt my back last week and it's still not right

[odeon]

I really hate mornings.

[Gopher Gary]

I really hate mornings.

The feeling is probably mutual. 

[odeon]

I really hate mornings.

The feeling is probably mutual. 

Oh, I know.

["couldbecousin"]

  Aggravated the swollen joint at the base of my left thumb while twisting my trash bag to tie a knot. 

[Icequeen]

Coffee is not cutting through the coma.

["couldbecousin"]

Coffee is not cutting through the coma.

  Check the container.  Did you buy decaf or half-caf by mistake?  I've done that. 

[Icequeen]

Coffee is not cutting through the coma.

  Check the container.  Did you buy decaf or half-caf by mistake?  I've done that. 

Nope. Regular stuff.

Chased it with some Coke.
The liquid kind, not the powder.

[MLA]

Coffee is not cutting through the coma.

  Check the container.  Did you buy decaf or half-caf by mistake?  I've done that. 

Nope. Regular stuff.

Chased it with some Coke.
The liquid kind, not the powder.

That's where you went wrong 

["couldbecousin"]

  This coffee sucks.  I made it yesterday when I had only a few drops of half-and-half left, which I
  diluted with too much water, then I stored the coffee in the fridge overnight and added a bunch more
  half-and-half.  It's cold and fatty-tasting and I doubt it will wake me up.  I need to make a new cup! 

[Icequeen]

  This coffee sucks.  I made it yesterday when I had only a few drops of half-and-half left, which I
  diluted with too much water, then I stored the coffee in the fridge overnight and added a bunch more
  half-and-half.  It's cold and fatty-tasting and I doubt it will wake me up.  I need to make a new cup! 

How do you drink day old coffee???

 

You are one  weeble.

["couldbecousin"]

  This coffee sucks.  I made it yesterday when I had only a few drops of half-and-half left, which I
  diluted with too much water, then I stored the coffee in the fridge overnight and added a bunch more
  half-and-half.  It's cold and fatty-tasting and I doubt it will wake me up.  I need to make a new cup! 

How do you drink day old coffee???

 

You are one  weeble.

  I've drunk worse.  I've drunk coffee at work that was so long on the heat that you could
  smell the burn before you were close enough to touch the pot.  The one trait of mine
  that might have equipped me for a career in    work is my tolerance for lousy coffee!